- "Mr. President, our drones killed another American."

Obama jails Santa Claus then cancels Christmas.

I love the USA, Mr. President. What's your thought on that?

Chill out, man. You're taking your job way to seriously.

Obama reacts to this month's latest unemployment numbers….

"Excuse me Mr. President, it's protruding from the other nostril, can't miss it, the size of a baby's finger, Mr President SIR"

Obama gets invite to go horseback riding with former President Bush.

Joe plays "Hail to the Chief" on his armpit.

"Nancy Pelosi has decided to challenge you for the 2012 nomination."

Watching "The Donkey Whisperer"

The President receives his daily briefing on LMAObama.com.

Just wait 'til the see this next executive order banning all election money except for incumbents!

It's so easy making this all look like the Republicans' fault!

And those 'Occupy Wall Street' idiots are buying all the shit I'm putting out!!!

An illegal alien, a muslim and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be Mr. President?" hhhaaaaa That's a good one Joe.

The President runs a photo of Michelle through his new "Fat Booth" app.

The President learns that Bo just took a dump on Joe Biden's desk.

"Mr. President, it's been 2-1/2 years, and Tim Geithner thinks he's due for a pay raise."

The Americans want a REAL president? Ha!

Not man enough to cry, Barry just laughs at the latest polls showing him losing the election to a generic house pet

….they want jobs….

a jobs bill, who named it that….

These idiots think we are going to actually count votes

Not man enough to cry, Barry just laughs at the latest polls showing him losing the election to a retarded one armed monkey…

A meteor that's about to destroy the earth, the Twilight saga, the Star Wars holiday special, Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber and the Detroit Lions. Let's blame Bush for all of those.

Holder really said he JUST found out about "Fast & Furious"?

Obama finally looses it

Stock market just tanked again

Those Americans actually believe what MSNBC tells them

The ol' whoopee cushion trick — still funny after all these years.

Mr.President, can you explain the job of "community organizer"?

Mr. President, if you were to win the 2012 elections, would you change your politics?

Obama gets the news that Michelle just made the "Best Dressed" list.

Do that Barnie Franks impression again..

There are people who think I'm doing a good job.

People actually believe in democracy?

That stupid Constitution…

You won't be laughing after the election, funny man.

They keep falling for my fake birth certificate.

America is so screwed!

The Founding Fathers? A bunch of idiots!

One of Obama's more serious moments.

Tricked those stupid serfs again! What can I dream up next?

I conned the serfs again! This NEVER gets old!

Mr President, Im not joking, the economy problems are your fault.

Really Mr President, you do have to be re-elected.

Oh My God I cannot believe it the American people really think I have a clue what i am doing….ROLFLMAO

Yeh, that time was funny, Bernadine, but how about the time Bill bombed the Pentagon!

HAAAAAA If they think ACORN was something, wait until the next election!! HHAAA

and they think Kawame did a number on Detroit!!!!

The milk almost came out my nose!!!!

And then I called ESPN and said, are you going to let Hank Jr. say that about me?

They actually thought I was going to be a good president.

Mr. President, Americans are losing jobs at an alarming rate!

People actually think there's going to be an election next year.

I know, I know! I still can't believe I work here!

Just wait until they find out how much they paid for my birthday party!

They want me to lower taxes on whom?!

Hillary? For President?

I'm even using U.S. tax revenues to fund forced abortions and sterilizations of Chinese women through the UN Population Fund. Geesh!…Americans are so clueless!

And then Joe says he "fully understands" China's one child policy…the guy just cracks me up!

Just the thought of it…Joe as president…

Wait wait…let me catch my breath…you're saying people know better what to do with their money than the government?

You want me to leak a phony story about Iran planning to bomb the Saudi ambassador here in the States to get the press off my back for our “Fast and Furious” fiasco, unemployment, and $1.3 trillion in jobs political paybacks? Rahm, you’re a genius!

Yes Sir, the Constitution applies to you too.

Yes sir, they said lover taxes…..

Just market Hope and Change, they bought it last time……

10 yrs ago, we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope,
Now we have no Cash, no Jobs, and no Hope…
Damn, that IS funny!

Biden wants to address the Nation?

They want me to debate with out a teleprompter

What are those unemployed numbers again….

Constituion, what's a Constitution?

Constitution, what's a Constitution?

I can't believe they still believe in my crap…

Mr. President, We have succesfully downloaded the trojan virus to the LMAObama.com as you reqeusted, Joe can't turn his computer on now.

Working Tirelessly for the American People.

Iran will pay the price for their actions!
Okay, let me try again with a straight face….

Mr.President, do you have a plan?

Far away a voodoo witch doctor tickled his donkey.

Obama plays the National Anthem on his butt flute.

Hope and Change? Hope he Changes his underwear!

Yes! And then the TSA screener stuck her fingers between the woman's vulva FOUR times! You should have seen the look on her face! HAHAHA

These photos on lmaobama are actually pretty funny!

Obama captions a photo on lmaobama, and the photo contains Joe making an ass of himself.

Schadenfreude – taking pleasure in the misfortune of the American people.

Swap idiot Joe with Hillary??? That makes me laugh so hard I just peed my pants!

I can't BELIEVE they fell for the old "it was Bush's fault" thing AGAIN!!!

Obama has just signed his 100th Executive Order and he couldn't be happier.

Obama after signing his 100th Executive Order.

"My dog ate all the jobs."

They want me to CUT taxes?!?

Damn those Occupy Wall Street people are gullible! And so easy to manipulate!!!5

I've already got Eric Holder's pardon signed. HHaaaaaaa

Eric Holder incompetent? hahahah Look at Hillary, Pelosi, Schumer, Reid, Biden! Hell, we're all incompetent! That's why we don't have real jobs! hhhaaaaaaaa

Biden actually said he could be president?

No matter how many times I hear, "But I earned my money", it still cracks me up.

Hahaha! A black man actually suing ME for being a racist! It's like suing Allah!

Haha! Those Occupy Wall Street protesters actually think I care!

Hey, Joe! They said on the news that lower Manhattan was covered with garbage because of the Occupy Wall Street protesters. Mayor Bloomberg was going to clean it up by having Tea Party rally! hahaha

Can you believe all the idiots that voted for me!

Herman Cain is getting a real lesson in basic liberal arithmetic.
Black + Republican = White

They really believe I'm going to create jobs

They think I have a plan !

Hehehaha…I know…Joe's big boogers aren't half the size of my small ones.

Obama is asked for this thoughts on Capitalism.

Can you believe how stupid the American voter is?

"Our national debt has just gone up a trillion dollars"

I knew I couldn't go wrong appointing you comedy czar

I cant believe they believed shovel ready jobs.

I don't care what anyone says, Beck is funny!

President Obama is asked if his job bill will really create jobs this time.

You know Mr. Prsident, there is talk that you might just have destoyed Capitalism.

Man I crack myself up!

I knew that dentist shouldn't have gave me laughing gas before my interview!

I just thought about what 4 more years of me would be.

Three years later, Obama still cannot believe America bought his bullshit.

"They believe whatever I say!"

Obama reviews a speech minutes before delivering it.

I can't believe they bought the whole born in Hawaii, Christian schtick. LMAO!

"…..And to think I have affluent dirty hippie kids doing my dirty work."

Obama enjoys his favorite comedy, "The Manchurian Candidate"

You gotta admit, Immelt as jobs czar is one of the best pranks I pulled on the American people. OMG my stomach.