You see kids, jimmy here has more than you so I say we take it from him

Go ahead I dare you to pull my finger

Lighten up, kids! ObamaCare and my Jobs Bill plan will ensure each of you a place in the government cheese line.

Kids, the good news is the globe won't be nearly as warm this winter. The bad news is, neither will you.

See, your parents paying much more for energy and food enables us to sell our coal, grain and other vital resources cheaply to polluting foreign countries, while OPEC rapes us and we allow other countries to drill along our continental shelf.

No, Jimmy, I see absolutely no reason why your parents shouldn't pay for Chiquita's education, even though she's not an American citizen.

Ok, Lil Tommy, you have four pencils and you ONLY NEED ONE! Now hand them over! You're not allowed to have more than what I SAY YOU NEED! Don't be angry, Lil Tommy, that's just the way it is!

How many fingers is this, Lil Tommy? That's right – it's one and that's all you need of anything….just one crayon, one shirt, one car, and ONE DOLLAR!

That's right Lil Tommy….if you pull on this finger, the sound you hear will be me talking out my ass!

The children learn that their President is musically adept. When little Henry pulls the President's finger, the President plays the butt flute.

"Ya know, Little Bobby, I was just about your age when I came to the United States."

I'm going to teach all of you that it's Bush's fault.

Don't worry little Joey, you'll be able to vote for me next year.

I just farted, but I'm going to blame you.

Don't let me catch you saying the Pledge of Allegiance again.

…and your job will be to go door-to-door and tell everyone to vote for me.

Tell your parents that if they don't vote for me next year, then they're racists.

Give me your lunch money!

You know more about growing the economy than I do.

I'm going to redistribute your lunch money throughout the school.

How would you like to be my "Student Czar?"

Obama bin Plottin' heeds a mentor's words:
"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future."

It is never to early to begin indoctrination and to prepare the children for the Global Economy.

You little bas**rd! Why didn't you friend me on Facebook??

See, when you grow up, the Government will take care of you and make people who work for real pay for it.

Even here his approval rating is only 40%.

He just can't resist telling stories.

As fewer and fewer people believe him, Obama's audience gets younger and younger.

Finally, he's the Big Man on Campus.

It's never too soon to begin the indoctrination of the children.

Be sure to tell your mommy and daddy that if they don't vote for me, the IRS will visit them.

Billy, can you name all 57 states?

"…and that's why Islam is a religion of peace. Anyone who says different should be beheaded."

This kid's family are Capitalists! Everyone get him!!

Still unable to impress anyone it appears.

Hey kid, are you sure you aren't jewish?

What's Earth Day? Why, it's the day we celebrate the indoctrination of school children into whacko environmental nutcases!

Not one more word about my birth certificate!

We're going to televise your class live on CSPAN in all 57 states.

You check under your bed for the boogie man and tea partiers before you go to sleep. Now repeat after me: Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmmm mmm

I expect you to max out your political donation to me this year. You wouldn't want a visit from the IRS, would you?

be sure to let your children vote when they can

Mr. President, don't go potty here. My mom said you were full of it but she didn't say you did it in your suit.

I see that Patriot Post lapel pin you little white bastard.

"Well you go back and tell your daddy that there's nothing wrong with being a fascist or a marxist!"

"….and since you have longer hair than the other boys, we're going to give you a haircut too."

"and by making everyone buy their lunch from the cafeteria, everyone will have affordable meals, so no more bringing your lunch from home."

Obama outlines his Grade School Attack Watch plan.

I dont have my teleprompter here today so I can not answer your question but you can send me an email and I will have one of my tzars respond to your question as soon as I can.

"How about you? Did your Mommy & Daddy give you any money today?"

Hey you, I know your dad makes over the government allotted personal income so hand over the lunch money!

I'm here to stop you from having a successful future.

Did you know that you already owe $50,000 in taxes?

How high can you count? I've already counted to somewhere in the trillions.

The next time a bully pushes you around, just remember that it's George Bush's fault.

If your grades start falling, just blame it on the previous teacher.

Can you name all 57 letters of the alphabet?

What do you mean by Operation Fast & Furious? Have you been watching Fox News?

…and now I'll tell you a story how I duped 300 million dumbasses!

"Okay, already! So what if it worked for Ronald Reagan!"

"It doesn't matter if you're the smartest kid. We take your A's and B's, distribute them to the class and you get a C."

All bases covered in this photo-op: little wanna be gangster, immigrant, typical white boy, soon to be skin-head, and little hillbilly girl…..perfect

"Ok, what did you do with the black kid??!!"

"Really, your mom said you can't spend what you don't have?"

Your white and in public schools?

You there, Little Timmy, read to me some more! I want to find out why Dick and Jane were running!!

You, Yes you! I am taking 5% of your lunch because you have more than I do….

That is correct little John, You will be responsible for repaying all the debt that I am running up

I'll trade you my 6 carrot sticks and an apple for that Twinkie in your lunchbox.

If you don't sit there quietly like a good little boy, I'm going to tell the American People that everything is all YOUR fault!

No whitey, the only thing you get from the government is to work and pay taxes so I and the Dumocrats can give your money to our oppressed constituents

Interrupt me again and I'll make sure I spend all the money you can make in your life time and the next!

So, YOU'RE hiding my telepromter!

You see kids, little timmy has hot lunch money I say we take it then spread it around that way no one can have lunch.

Oh yea, there are too 57 states

Yuu have to work so the others can have Health Insurance

You have to work so the others can have Health Insurance

This is how Socialism works. Son, you work and pay for everyone else

Have you paid your lunch money tax yet?

My favorite activity is taxing you!

No,No,No…you got it wrong damn it! Frankie, Wanda gets your Reeses, and Hector, you get Taylor's bag of Skittles. Since we only have 2 minorities here, you'll have to write up IOU's…but you kids get the idea. by the way Pete..if your folks aren't home open Dad's safe..I don't work for free.

”You earned your lunch money? What are you – a capitalist?”

” Remember, kid — the future is spelled S-O-L-Y-N-D-R-A!”

Look, listen to your teachers and the TV and in 20 years you too can stay out of re-education camp.

Zip it Whitey or I'll redistribute all of your money as well!

Yes Billy I always refer to myself in the third person.

I'm rubber and your glue. What ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Now, when the reporters come in, say: "I want to tax the rich." Got that?

Now, repeat after me: " Capitalism is evil." — Good boy! Now go home and tell your parents.

If anybody asks you, just say "I love Obama!"

… and when you grow up, you will be either on welfare or you will be taxed into welfare …

"I wouldn't go to your little tea party if I were the last Marxist on earth."

Remember, Vote Early, Vote Often and you can be a winner too!

Hey! Who taught you to look down your nose like that? Do you know George Soros?

I'll have you so far in debt by the time you're grown up, you'll never get out.

Jut because your Daddy calls me a liar, don't mean I am.

Obama out to prove he really is smarter than a FIRST GRADER.

"Remember, kids: you're a warlike people if you think the 'Star-Spangled Banner' as the Anthem… unlike me, because I believe the hands of thieves should be cut off."

One day, you'll get married, and then your hair will turn grey too!

Hey! I know you. You're one of Bill Clintons bas… er Kids!

Your rich parents are the reason other kids are poor…

That's it! No more smart assed comments about the 57 States thing kid.

And you and your grandchildren will be paying the bill for the rest of your lives.

See, that's where you're wrong……its everyone's lunch money

And you can be in charge of Occupy Sesame Street!

What do you mean you didn't drink the Kool Aid we provided during lunch? You are required to drink it before I give my speech. Secret service get him.

You don't know it yet, but you are what's wrong with America!

Pull my finger!

Grow up and vote Democrat so you'll never have to work!

Ok, at recess you register all the 2nd grade kids to vote…

You – I can't tell if you are a boy or a girl. I'll call you "Pat" and introduce you as my transgender friend at my next rally and the "Hope and Future of America"

…and YOU, I bet you're even circumcized, you little Jewish bastard.

So Tommy, once again, tomorrow you will bring in your piggy bank and share the wealth with your classmates, right!??

Why do you think you deserve more hair than your little classmate here, huh?

(In gollum voice)Tea Partierses stoles seatses in Congress. Precious.

(in gollum voice) Weez wants spendings bill. precious.

Billy has 20 dollars and jeff has 4. How much do we have to tax Billy and give to jeff so that it's even?

Let me tell you a scary story. Once upon a time there was a man, and he earned more money than other people.

It was the tea partyers that made your teacher give you an F.

I'll let you vote next year, as long as you vote Democrat.

Okay little Joey, you named 50 of the states so far. Can you name the other seven?

Stay in school, you to can be TOP BULLY

Learn a good work ethic now, teach your children a good work ethic because America is going to still be in debt to China.I will make sure of that.

GOT MILK?