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Mr. president, if you say another word about surrendering to our enemies, I am gonna high five you… in the face… with my fist.
Which one is The General and which one is Generally Stupid.
"If you're going to point that finger, you'd better be ready to use it!"
"Either use that finger or put it away!"
General: It's rude to point!
BHO: Do you really think I care?
General: Someone just blew an air biscuit!
BHO: It was that guy.
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and Chief of The Joint
The General and a Generally Hot Mess
When I declare martial law, Admiral, I'm gonna wear even more fruit salad on my jacket than you do.
Once when I was a kid, Admiral, I got to steer a little dhow on Lake Victoria.
The admiral and the unaccountable
Admiral Mullen with sinking boat
The star means I outrank you in the real world. If you touch it, I'll break your finger.
I'm not going down with your sinking boat, Barry…I'm outta here!
"No, sir. You salute with your right hand, not your left."
"No. that's not our flag, sir. Ours is the one that's red, white & blue."
"Pull your finger? Why?"
No, that's not real gold on my sleeve, and quit eying my medals….
Now that we're killing American terrorists, does this mean the Tea Party leadership is next?
No! I already told you. We can't put another teleprompter over there.
"You realize that your the odd man out here, right?"
General: "You wanna hear what I've been saying about you behind your back?"
BHO: "Hell no and who cares. Pull my finger."
Mr. president, if you mention socialism one more time to me, I will slap you!
Mr. President, we are the Navy, with the Naval Acadamy, it's not the 'Belly Button School' sir.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Barry, will you tell when I shove my boot up your a$$?
The medals on my chest are for compitence, loyalty, sacrifice, bravery, dedication and service to our country, and NO you can't have one.
Of Mice & Men.
above at 11:34 s/b "Admiral"
Admiral: "At least I'm retiring because I want to!"
Mr. President, if you say "corpse-man" one more time, I'm going to smack the shit out of you.
Don't forget it's 51 states Not 57
Be careful, this is b*tch slap a socialist day!!!
Admiral…Did you buy Michael Jackson's gloves off ebay?
No Mr President. You have to EARN these medals and uniforms. I can't just loan you one for photo ops!
So where did you get those cool stripes on the sleeves?
"I really don't think this is going to help you get the military vote Mr. President."
"Yessir we all know that you're our boss." "Do you have any idea what it is we really do?"
"Everyone here has military service but you."
"Got the guts to tell the people behind me you want to suspend their paychecks?"
No! Not that way. The order was eye's left. So turn your head and face the flag doofus.
That red and blue blanket with white stars is our flag.
No Sir, the Military isn.t something you can loan to Palestine so they can stomp out Israel.
No Sir, you don't point to salute, you make your hand like this
Permission to bitch-slap you into reality, Sir?
"Well you've pissed off the military, the elderly, the Jews, small buisness, Christians, a few of our allies and Constitutionalists to name a few. I've got $5 on who's next, can you help me out?"
I don't care if you did repeal don't ask,don't tell, I don't need to know what you and Larry Sinclair really did in that hotel.
"Psssst! Mr. president, have you seen the movie 'Seven Days in May, where some members of the military try to revolt?"
"I always wanted to say this, Mr. President: You're an idiot."
The Admiral and the Unadmirable.
"In fifteen minutes I will be officially retired, Mr. President. Then I am gonna kick your scrawny little Marxist ass."
Mr. President, I would really appreciate it if you would stop humming "In the Navy."
"Mr. President, if I do not see a full paycheck, this hand here is gonna be on the back of Michelle's head"
"Mr. President, the Joint Chiefs have decided that we're going to have you ride along on a nuclear submarine mission for the next 14 months."
Yes sir, that is the podium you need to stand behind.
Just follow the f'n script today, okay? No ad-libbing allowed, since you know nothing about the military. This is one of those times where you NEED your telepromters.
B.O. "Is that the Gay Soldier over there?"
Mullen "Yes, the one in pink camo, dumbass…."
You smell that?
You're worthless and week!
For the last time I'm not a maitre d'!
No No, not the finger, this is how you form a salute
Bow one more time and I'm gonna smack the sh_t out of you.
And that's why your always slicing it off to the right.
No, these gloves won't fit you.
How'd you know I was gonna bust you in the nuts?
Yes, Mr. President, the bow is the pointy end of the boat!
I have to say that repeal of DADT will not foster military acceptance of the way you cross your legs.
Mr. President, it is clear you don't know a damn thing about leading a military, or a country.
The American people will not stand for a tax on military medals…
Dont make me pimp slap your ass.
Your teleprompter said eye's right stupid.
The first President to get bitch slapped in public.
Sssstt, Barry, we still on the down-low since that "don't ask, don't tell" thing is over?
"Was that a fart? Or a turd's cry for help?"
If you're gonna keep bending me over, you should at least buy me dinner after this.
The first President to get bitch slapped by an Admiral.
The President has pointed out one of the Admiral's metals that he would just love to have. The Admiral advises that the President can surely have the metal if he can get off the Admiral's jacket.
Hey, Barry….just exactly what the fuck IS a "Community Organizer" anyway?
Hey, Barry, did you hear the one about the Village Idiot who spent four years turning the world's Superpower into the world's Laughing Stock?
I just want you to know, Barry, that I'd rather shoot at your ass as it's paddling across an ocean than to be sitting next to it right now…and I'll see you in November 2012.
Stay back, Mr. President. Repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" doesn't give you permission to touch me.
Pssst! Mr. President, your slip is showing!
No, no, no! Planes fly up in the air. Ships go on water.
… What does FUBAR mean? It's a term referring to the unbelievable job your Administration is doing, Sir …
So how does it feel to murder an American citizen?
Why do you hate America, Sir?
Sir, please explain how the 9,387 Omaha Beach graves offend you …
Sir, you've apologized to all the foreign powers, so when are you going to apologize to the American people?