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"My intelligent face, arrogant face, and Joker face didn't work, so maybe a sad face will sway the people to become socialists."
"Enough is enough. I'm going to pout until everybody gives me their wallets."
No. I don't want capitalism. I want communism. I want it now.
It's your duty to love me.
The Tea Party sucks.
The Constitution sucks. It's got no redistributive provisions and grants no dictatorial powers.
No. I hate capitalism. I want EVERYBODY poor.
Why can't I blame this one on Bush?
Why is everybody being so mean to me?
I'm the Messiah. Everybody is supposed to love me.
But the economy isn't my fault. It's Bush's fault. It's the GOP's fault. It's the Tea Party's fault. It's Walstreet's fault. It's Europe"s fault …
I wish it was still 2008 …
What happened to my approval ratings?
I want my mojo back.
Maybe my "sad puppy" face will make them vote for the bill.
It's not fair, I inherited it from George Bush.
What, me worry?
"Elections have consequences?" Who would say such drivel?
…finding out his next vacation has to be postponed.
But it's so HARD to be me!!
"But I wanted to go on vacation 'now*!"
Mommy they still don't believe that's my real birth certificate!
Can't we just deem Nancy to be in charge of the House again?
Even thugs cry sometimes…
Work? But I want to play golf!
Why don't hardworking, constitution-loving, Christian Americans love me?
I hope one photographs me messing myself
They made me put this flag pin on my suit…
You mean to tell me the White House can be repossessed?
Upon finding out even the White House can be repossessed.
Michelle gets back from Spain today?
But I want to sit next to Mahmoud, not BB!
Why won't the rich just give me all their money?
"nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm goin' the garden and eat me some worms"
Obama, The American people have cut up your credit card!
Frowning on the outside; laughing on the inside.
I *know* the solar panels don't work, but that's no reason for the peasants to not buy them, is it?
How am I supposed to rule with that Constitution-thingy always getting in the way?
Huh… over regulation really does stifle job creation. Who knew?
Americans are p*ssed off that I shut down Gibson Guitars?
But that guy at Gibson Guitars supported my opponent! I *had* to shut them down.
Hmmpf! So we really are at war with Islam. Who knew?
Keep trying, you can make those ears wiggle.
Damn, worse than Carter and Clinton???
Monica turned me down, Pelosi turned me down…maybe Reid or Biden?
57 states, Solyndra, disastrous debt and unemployment, taxs, fuel prices, praising Islam…..I dont understand why my ratings are so low. I just don't get it.
Just what can I screw the people out of today????
Stop smiling Jimmy.
You mean, my ratings are worse than Bush's ever were?
If I look sad, the American people will feel sorry for me and re-elect me.
All I need to do now is force out some crocodile tears and everyone will believe me.
My poor teleprompter is missing…
The golf course is flooded?
I'm rehearsing the facial expression I'll have after the 2012 election.
Wracked up $4 trillion dollars in new debt…unemployment still absurdly high…approval rating tanking….
Still I got a Nobel I did nothing to earn and I almost shot par last week. Pretty darn good job if you ask me.
Hmmpf, there is nothing left to tax
If he could just squeeze out a couple of tears he might get some sympathy – NOT!
There was nothing to blame on Bush today.
Obama learns the hard way that there are some days which are blame Bushless.
Welcome to Wal-Mart,Get your shit and get out!
No, I don't see anything wrong with giving Pelosi's brother-in-law's solar company $737 million from the taxpayers!
The Red Sox choked again! It makes me so sad when anyone who's "Red" loses.
America, this is how I will look after I lose next year's election.
Why will no one bow to me?
The Anti-Obama. Instead of an upturned nose, he sports a downtown frown.
When I agreed to increased taxation of the wealthy, I didn't mean for it to apply to ME!
It's not Bush's fault?
As usual I don't have a clue
Michelle came home?
They found the real Birth Certificate?
Im not Allah's chosen one?
Dead people cant vote? …Twice… like last election?
My Family found me?
Rare sighting of Obama with his mouth closed.
Just ignore the constitution…huh…crazy, but I like it!
That cigar, Clinton gave me, tasted fishy.
Hmmm. Maybe I should go back to Chicago and sell used cars.
Hey look…he's not lying!
Don't worry Mr. President.
If a white man beats you, that proves the country is racist.
If a black man beats you, that proves the country is trying to hide that it's racist.
I thought they were supposed to be "compassionate" conservatives.
YOU liked my Jobs Bill, didn't you Sasha?
Matthews' leg doesn't tingle anymore.
It'll be a cold day in hell before "ethics" makes my favorites list.
Is my teabag burn gone yet?
You don't like me! You really don't like me!
The vain in Spain falls mainly on Hussein.
Michelle's reign in Spain falls mainly on Hussein.
"I got nothin…."
WTF a trillion here, a trillion there…before too long were spending some real taxpayer money
In the 2013 musical, "My First Lady," Do-little learns that Michelle's reign in Spain fell vainly on Hussein.
Jobs? I'm stumped
As his lips slowly start to quiver he tells himself "Don't cry, don't cry"
Michelle, Where is the ex-lax? I seem to be full of $hit!!!
That pole up my butt is beginning to really hurt!
That pole up my butt is beginning to hurt!
Suck it up, Barack. There is no crying in politics!
Who said there is no crying in politics??
The REAL Grinch!
Well I'll be darned…There IS something lower than a snake's belly…MY APPROVAL RATINGS.
"Trust me, I know…I just finished some business in there. The fan in the Lincoln Bathroom don't work, but Bush is the one who broke it, not me."
"Marine Core?? I thought it was Corpse, like a dead body. Oh, okay, you say tomato and I say toMAHto."
Thought bubble: Hmm. What if I did something that HELPED America?
Hmmmmm……maybe I am an incompetent ass
What is the difference between shit and shinola anyway?
just learned that Joe Biden is submitting captions on lmaobama.
Rehearsal for November 7th, 2012.
Why don't you believe me anymore?
How did Stalen do it?
I had to give ground to the Republicans to prevent me from looking like an incompitent bipartisan empty suit, Bummer…
I wonder if they can hear me thinking, because I sure can't!
"If you don't give me socialism, I'm gonna cry"
"Joe says that _I_ am responsible for the economy? Say it ain't so."
The reason America has gone soft….
Well then, I'll huff and I'll puff and act like a victim!!!!
Uhhh…hell, yeah. I'd bang that….and with a taxpayer's buck!
POTUS without TOTUS….no FOCUS!!
Hmmmm….I heard a pistol shot….a shistol pit, a shistol pot….oh shoot I'm…..ehhh fuck it.
Son of a gun. Governor Perdue is on to something…suspend 2012 elections. Hmmmm, and I'll blame Bush.
Duh, Fast and Furious is only a movie, right? I know nothing about it.
Fast and Furious information is part of my personal stash and private. Next question.
I don't care what you think, I be da boss
I think I just pooped myself…hmmm, very soft
Suspend all elections until we get the economy back on track…hmmmm, I like that !
The Dem's are going to back Biden instead of me next year.
Joe told me I couldn't win in 2012.