Quick! There's another voter coming to his senses. You two grab him and get him in the indoctrination chamber.

The two men stage right contemplate restraining Barry with an Obamacare straightjacket.

It's your fault!

"…and whoever's sitting in this row will keep their jobs."

Someone left their wallet here. Grab it!

"You three are the only supporters I have left! I need you to put on your marching shoes and help get some votes!"

"Of course, I mean you! You're the only person here!"

What do I think? Let me ask the guys behind the curtain what I think.

"Anyone who goes near those golf clubs is going to have to deal with Moe & Larry over here!"

"I did too count the penalty for that out of bounds shot!"

Let's start the bidding for my old senate seat at $5 million!

Quick! Get Helen Thomas back in that chair!

I demand you, my propaganda machine…er, unbiased journalists…label everybody that opposes my policies as racists!

"Hey Jim, sure are a lot more empty chairs out there than there used to be."

"Yeah, you would think that with as many people as he put out of work, people would have lots more time"

Take away that microphone! Seriously, who ever heard of questions at a town hall meeting?

Hey, you in the front row, will you hurry and take up the offering?

Hey! You didn't ask one of my predetermined questions. I'm going to tax your grandchildren into oblivion.

Those seats are reserved for my corporate sponsors and czars. Hey where's Immelt? Is he interviewing overseas again?

Do I hear 50 million, 50, 50, Sold to the Chinese guy in the front.

Save two seats for Michelle, but don't say I said so.

You!! Yes you. The white boy in the front row…tell me again WTF am I doing here with out my teleprompters? And no Presidential Seal-that's Winning The Future!

I was talking about gaps not craters like yours Hillary

Hey! I saw that. You're trying to hide money from me. Out with it. Everything's on the table for my re-election, including the kitchen sink in the back.

"Let me be perfectly clear — I do NOT require the Secret service to dress the same as I do!"

I am NOT the ANTI-Christ! I am "THE" Christ!!

What do you mean puppet master?, pay no attention to the two men behind the curtain….

See this is the direction my approval rantings are heading. Do you know if that little blue pill will help with that too?

Hey quit messing with my see and say

Will someone please pick up my teleprompter, I can't think without it.

Who let the Fox guy in here ?

Who let the tea party member in here ? Get this racist out before he ask me an intelligent question!

Eeek! A republican!

Muhammad is the past, I am the future.

Allah!!! Not God!

TAX HIM!

BUSH DID IT!

Do you think he knows he is arguing with the teleprompter?

Balloon over guy in back; Who did we piss off to get this duty?

Anti-christ !? Hey, we told you to keep that shit quiet !

There he is, get him, he unplugged the teleprompter and I'm at a loss for lies.

I HATE America and that's why I Hope to Change it!!

"I SAID: blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblahblah….."

"AAAHHHHHH!!! A Libertarian!!"

I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!

TEA PARTYER! TEA PARTYER! SEIZE HIM!!!

ACK!! Hillary!! Put your legs together!

"I want YOUR money and I want it NOW!"

"BEAVER! BEAVER!"

What's that say? I can't read the damn teleprompter. Oh f**k it…f**k it…we'll do it live! I'll write the damn thing myself and we'll DO IT LIVE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5qU4qudJYk

Looks like someone spilled their drink here…can we get this cleaned up by a Jew…uh I mean a janitor?

He made me fart! It wasn't my fault!

OK, once again. You clutch your heart while sobbing, you swoon with ecstatic joy…and YOU just go down fainting.

Eenie meanie minie mo! You get a green technology loan to blow!

Hey you, stop being so successful; it's against my vision for this country.

Stop him, he's applying for a job!

You will bow down to me!

Hey! If one more spitwad hits me, I'm sending you all to Guantanamo Bay!

If I've told you ONCE, I've told you a MILLION TIMES…..THIS IS MY COUNTRY NOW….NOT YOURS!!!!"

"God d*@m America!"

"Hey look, it's Reverend Wright! Right there next to Bill Ayers! Hi guys!!"

Big head. Bigger mouth. Tiny brain.

You're blocking my view of the teleprompter.

Are you going to finish that triple cheeseburger?

Hey! Gimme back my Presidential Seal!

Hey look – Joe just pissed himself!

America-youre MY bitch and Im am going to treat you as such….

Yeah, that's it, that's it! Warrior Obama, let's hope it sticks…I like it much better that Doofus…

I said , Put on those damn boots and march! And don't complain about it…

Help! Help! I see unemployed people….

Help! Help! I see a Tea Party folk in the front row, with a notepad and pen!

"You see that flag behind me? I can be Patton, too!"

"No, you moron, the pre-approved questions are under your chair!"

Minions… seize his disposable income!

I TOLD you to take off those bedroom slippers and start marching. Why are you still here?

I KILL YOU!!!