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I WANT YOU… to give me your wealth.
Oh look, Obama's pointing the finger at anyone but himself again.
I'll take BUSH DID IT for $500.
"Qaddafi, I told you to stay in the Lincoln Room and not to come out until Joe needs someone to play with.
I'll destroy you if you vote against me!
Look, I am in no mood for hard questions today!
You Americans are so irritating!
"You think it's bad now? Watch what happens over the next 14 months!"
"You won't be allowed to ask questions like that once I become Supreme Leader!"
"What's in this jobs bill is none of your damn business!"
You're a Republican donor? Then your ass will soon belong to the IRS, DOJ, EPA, NLRB or any agency of my choosing!
If you don't agree with me, get the f**k out of here!
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Your ass is MINE…so are your assets!
Have you had your Kool-Aid today?
Pull my finger, white boy, and I'll crap out some more lines about how you need to "pay your fair share".
Like my good friend Reverend Wright always says….it's all the white man's fault!
Uncle Sam Say, I Want to Tax YOU!
Mr. President, I served with Uncle Sam, I know Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam is a friend of mine. Mr. President, you're no Uncle Sam.
Shut up America and vote for me!
Your wealth is MINE.
It's all your fault. Not mine.
I want your children!
It's Bush's fault.
It's the Tea Party's fault.
It's the GOP's fault.
It's the Conservative's fault.
It's the voters' fault.
It's the People's fault.
It's your fault.
Gimme your wallet now, or I'll have the IRS take it from you.
You have no right to keep what you earn.
You have the obligation to obey me.
You have the right to remain silent and do as I tell you.
Forget about the Constitution.
You do as I say.
I am going to regulate the crap out of you.
Quit complaining and pass your wallet.
I'LL let you know when you've paid enough taxes and you're not even close!
You People don't have a say in this matter. I get to call the shots.
You wallet is mine.
Because I said so.
Grab your ankles and smile.
It's Soylent Green or it's nothing!!
If his eyes turn red and start to glow, I'm outta here!!
Do as I say and not as I do!
Make no mistake, that's DESIGNER clownwear that Mrs. Obama wears.
You – with the red nose, polka-dotted jumpsuit and red bushy hair, you have just donated your outfit to Mrs. Obama for the next White House dinner.
F**k you America!
Let me make myself perfectly clear…I will only be a one term president!
Let's be clear…Your take home pay is what I allow you to have.
Joe, I see you back there and I know it was you who farted!
Just forget about that "People's Sovereignty" thing — I'm your Sovereign. That's why they call me "Commander-in-Chief".
You, too, will be redistributed.
Let me be clear — I'm in charge here. Not the People, not Congress — I am.
It is your duty to obey your Dear Leader.
Shut up and submit.
Resistance is futile.
You will be redistributed.
I am the President in your worst nightmare.
I will not have my record challenged.
Where's the respect?
I demand respect!
I want respect now!
You are irrelevant.
Congress is irrelevant.
It is I who matters.
In my next term, I WILL bypass Congress.
From the audience: "You lie!"
Obama: "You're irrelevant."
Oppose me, and I will repossess you!
Re-elect me. I dare ya!
One more term, and you'll never have to bother voting again…I promise.
I am the epitome of Affirmative Action.
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
I am the beginning of Communism and the end of Capitalism.
I am the Almighty.
I, your LORD will cause you to be defeated before your enemies. You will be unsuccessful in everything you do; day after day you will be oppressed and robbed, with no one to rescue you.
I shall visit iniquities upon the children, and upon the children's children unto the third and to the fourth generation.
Your money is mine to spend.
Surrender your wallet NOW!
You have the right to shared misery.
Obama rehearsals: "Mr President, your attempt at looking like you give a shit is not cutting it. Think of all the free golf sessions you can lose in 2012..that'll do it!" ok..ACTION!
Yes, I KNOW 50 percent of Americans don't pay any taxes. That's why you millionaires need to pay your fair share.
I will buy a vowel. Hell, I will buy the whole show. And I will use the taxpayers' money.
Hey! There is a taxpayer in the audience. Quick, Joe. Get his wallet!
Just remember this for 2012: I've got even the dead voting for me!
Just so we're clear: I expect to be President for eight to ten years.
Ok, next question? The guy right here in the SEIU shirt.
"I am a POLITICIAN, NOT a HUMAN BEING!"
"I don't need the approval of Congress because I am the Dictator-in-Chief….and don't you forget it!"
"You only THINK the Fat Lady sang!"
I am what I am. I'm Obama the Socialist Man." (hoot hoot)
Let me be clear, make no mistake ,I won the election, therefore I am always right.
Make no mistake,I really don't like all you whiney bitches.
Is too Bushes fault – Is too – Is too
If you REALLY love me, you'll stick to the script when asking questions!
YOU are responsible for the debt I rack up!
And here you thought your ex was bad …
Read my lips….more new taxes!
Stop laughing at me!
You just wait, as soon as I get back from vacation, I'm gonna create or save a job!
Let me be clear — I am the only one who can spend this Country out of bankruptcy.
You're damn right I'm a phony bastard!
How would you like to tell yo' mama a lame duck kicked your ass?
You shut up about the font on my new birth certificate!
Dark circles? I'll show you dark circles!
What?!?! You didnt vote for me? You must be a racist…
Umm..huh, what, who saayz I stut-tter?
Evil is as Evil does.
I want YOU to report someone to ATTACK WATCH!!!
I want YOU to vote for socialism!
Obama Pointing his finger at you over the Podium.
"What do you mean the American Flag doesn't have 57 Stars?"
"Watch'cha talkin' bout Willis"
Now who wants to be a millionaire?
America cries "Uncle"!
"From this angle,does it look like i could get a role in … the planet of the apes"?…. i mean,i am a so called leader!
Petrified, the audience is sure Obama's eyes are ready to turn red and glow as he proclaims: "I am the One!"
I WANT YOUR MONEY
If I say it's so, then it's so!!
Joke is on YOU!
"I've done so much damage that it will never get straightened out and now I'm outta here!!"
Don't you EVER refer to me as Jimmy Carter again!!
I appoint Maxine Waters for my new Vitriol Czar.
If YOU want help from me, send in your money now.
If _YOU_ don't vote for me, I will take your money and give it to those people who do.
If you turn in your neighbor at attackwatch.com, then I won't come after YOU!…Until next month.
Expect a visit from an SEIU thug for asking that question!!!
Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.
If you give me a name at attackwatch.com, I will allow YOU to bow to me.
See? If YOU rich people were my friends, then maybe you wouldn't have to pay taxes, just like my friend at G.E.
As senator, I introduced a bill to prevent voter intimidation. As president, I'm appointing the New Black Panther Party to man the 2012 polls.
If you turn in your neighbor at attackwatch, we will tell them that Bush did it.
You shut the hell up while I destroy this country!
I did not have cut with that tax!
DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY, YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I AM ANGRY….
I will confiscate your money, it's my fair share!
You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.