Thank you for teaching me about that secret space in the closet.

"I am so looking forward to becoming the First Gentleman in 2012!"

"Barack, I know we're friends, but please take your hand off my wallet!"

"Trust me, you're going to love your retirement!"

"Barack,I can't thank you enough! You've made me look like the best Democratic President ever!"

"I'm the first black president." "No I'm the first black president." "No I'm the ….."

Thank you for taking Hillary.

Are we having fun yet?

"Good going, Barry. I only screwed a White House aide; you screwed the entire country."

"I'm proud of ya, Barry. You screwed more people in three years than I've screwed in my entire life!"

What's black and white and socialist all over?

Two good arguments for a voter IQ test.

"Barry, you wanna share my office in Harlem?"

Salt and Pecker

"Bill, Bill!! Snap out of it! I did NOT have sex with Pelosi!!"

Dumb and dumber

Oh great one, at least I was re-elected!

You have any fat white chicks working for you?

You're the color of the cigar Monica loved.

I can hook you up with the giant cigar maker for Moochelle

Sorry Barry, you got us into this mess, you can get us out!

Great job on the DADT stuff, Barry. Now, as Commander in Chief, you and I can go get us a room!

Thanks to you, I'm popular again!

Usually I lead.

We can book the wives in a show in Las Vegas. We'll title it the Ol' Hag and the Ol' Bag. It's a winner I tell you.

Agreeing to disagree:
"My ugly wife makes your ugly wife look like Miss America."
"No! MY ugly wife makes YOUR ugly wife look like Miss America."

Democrat diplomacy at its best:
“My ugly wife makes your ugly wife look like Miss America.”
“No! MY ugly wife makes YOUR ugly wife look like Miss America.”

And the best liar is… a TIE!

Where is a F'N earthquake when you need one

I did a better job of being the first black president then you have

The safest place in the world for an x president to stand…

Congratulations, Barry! Before long, unemployment will be as high as your golf handicap.

Good job, Barry! Before long, unemployemnt will be even higher than your golf handicap.

"Bill,,,snap out of it!! I'm NOT your daddy!"

Misery loves company.

Obama- I got a dog for Michelle.
Bill- Nice trade!

Barry, I am glad I am not you. Democrats still love me.

Hi, Barry. Wanna play 'rock paper scissors' for my secretary?

You really want me to run with you in 2012? We can use the two for one slogan again. It work well the last time.

"You know, if you get caught getting a knob job in your office, it actually helps your popularity!"

"Hahaha, Barry. Get your hand outta there – Hillary all ready took my balls."

"That's funny Barry….Hillary the "other white meat".

Barry! I'm glad you came! My secretary has a problem. Did you bring the spot remover?

Barry! I'm glad you came to the party. If anyone asks you, just remember. I never had sex with that woman.

Barry! It's good to see you. By the way, you learned how to deny everything and blame others well!

Hi, Bill. What do you say we go find Monica?

Barry! You really were paying attention when I showed you how to deny everything.

Dang, Barry, you make me look like a capitalist!

Go ahead and tax the middle-class jet owners. Just make sure we millionaires get special-interest carve-outs.

"You sucked as President….no you suck as President….Ok we both suck….Yea but I got sucked better than you have….True !!!"

Ha! Ha! Ha! They have no idea how bad we are screwing them!

"It will distract the whole country from the real issues, trust me.
All you need to do is pick out an intern who likes cigars…"

You're making Hillary's run in 2012 look better every day…

The economy is collapsing? Well Bill, I guess that depends on what your definition of "is" is.

Hey Barry, does Michelle like cigars?

Who knew solar powered cigars fron Solyndra wouldn't save them…

Hey, Barry! Thanks for coming. And if anyone asks why you did what you did, follow my lead. Say it all depends on the meaning of the word 'is'.

Hey, Barry! This is a surprise. You're usually on vacation.

Hey, Barry! Come on. We need a third person. You can be the pole.

Hey, Barry! I just wanted to tell you that Michelle looks gooood in a blue dress and I like women in blue dresses.

I thought you'd like to know that Hillary is running again and will beat you this time because the sympathy voters will vote for her this time. She said that she'll throw you a bone though. You can stand out front of the White House holding a black ring in a jockeys uniform.

Damn, Barry! You look dumber everytime I see you!

Barry, can you just imagine if Michelle had a kid with my nose, your ears, and her butt?

Carter invited George & I down for a BBQ Sunday, he said he had something to celibrate, 2nd worst something or another…

Barry, you're making Carter look like an economist from MIT!

Barry even I can't believe you haven't been impeached yet !

Then neither one of us have had sex with Hillary!

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one that has a masculine wife.

F*%k you Bill, Yeah, F*#k you too Barrack.

My wife is going to kick your ass in 2012

Let go of my arm, no you let go of my arm, you go first, no, you go first….

Thanks for hookin a brother up, I'm getting so much tail since you picked my wife to be Secretary of state.

Bill you gotta tell me…was that the sweetest cigar you ever smoked?

Yeah, I know, Monica does an unbelievable job at that doesn't she,
but you're right about Michelle too, she does a damned good job herself ! Wish one of them would teach Hillary how to do it!

Friends of a feather, stick together…

But even Bill, thinks your a heel….

At least I served two terms……

Well Barak, you've managed to run unemployment so high, I can't even find a blow-JOB in this economy.

"Damn son, I screwed the hell out of Monica, but I'll be golldarned if you aren't screwing the hell out of all of 'em.

"Barry, Barry, Barry, not only are you gonna be a one termer boy, but I guess I'm gonna get to keep the title of Americas first black President after all! By the way, Jimmy wanted me to thank you too."

12 years of hell.

Former and current presidents of the Fugly First Wives Club.