"…and we used the stimulus money to put a Coke machine right over there."

Obama attends the wake of another stimulus victim.

"Mr. President, "We're going to hand a danger sign on you."

"Thanks, for the memories."

President Obama, none of this was possible before, because President Bush had the sense to deny our ridiculous loan request…

Calm down Joe, your new office will be right beside Barry's providing we don't go bankrupt building it!!!

The rest of this section is just a facade.

Not only do these Solar Panels absorb sunlight, they absorb the tax payers money.

"If you look real hard, Mr. President, you can envision this being an empty parking lot once again."

Once again, Obama ignores the "Danger" sign.

"And if we ever figure out how to actually manufacture panels, we'll power this place on solar."

"I know if may not look like a half-billion dollars, but trust me — it's going to be great!"

"…and over here is the golden statue of yourself that you requested."

..and for $53*6* million dollars, we’ll change the name to Solyndra-Obama…

Over here you'll see we've installed our own servers, so as to better funnel you untracked small-donor campaign cash under various witty monikers i.e. "Ben Dover" and "I.P. Daley"

"We're planning on setting up the FBI work stations over in this area."

Now that you've seen the factory Mr. President, over here we will be building a Turtle Tunnel to serve as a short cut to the pond.

This wing will be named after you Mr. Prez & it will house 6 Sybians along with various vibrators where our employees can be reminded daily how we all are screwing the public.

The statue of you harnessing the sun will be over there!

Uh, who do I make the check out to?

"Mr. President, if you look closely you can see the stimulus money going down the drain."

As you can see, we converted the stimulus money into unemployment.

"Listen , I think I've figured out a way you can blame this all on Bush."

And over here is a model of our new Arizona ocean front production facility that we need a loan to build

Do you like the ping-pong table we got with the stimulus money?

We're just like you B, we don't have a clue if any of this stuff will work or not!

"And over here is where we're researching unicorn farts."

Mr. President, you really didn't have to come down…you could have just mailed the check

What's in your wallet?

Just think…. In 6 months, this will be all yours.

I'm tellin you, Barry…for a few hundred million bucks we can get this place cleaned out.

"Why is there no equipment in the factory? Well, uh… er… it's like this…"

This is the science department. Its the part we didn't have quite figured out when we borrowed the $500 million.

Here's the section where we used solar panels to reduce the competition to Soylent Green. Unfortunately, our CEO walked by during a test run and we literally lost our head.

Before Obama: Power & progress with coal, nuclear, natural gas, petroleum
After Obama: Bankrupt with solar, wind, "green/alternative"

And over there is the giant funnel that diverts stimulus dollars to your 2012 campaign war chest.

That over there is the section where tiny solar panels are used as lasers to do plastic surgery. Nancy Pelosi was one of our first test subjects. She came to us in a prune-like state and left, well, you know.

…so the rest of the world hee-haws over the only country with enough idiots to actually fall for the global warming hoax.

Here's where we've harnessed the pressure from aerosol cans to change the climate back to the way it was. If you look over there, there's a bridge we just put up for sale.

Pres, would you please ask Mr. Biden to stop playing with those controls? He just signaled a distress call to the Coast Guard.

…and our newest solar cell uses AA batteries to generate electricity at night!

Sir, if we can sell these solar panels AND ban the flatulence of Democrats, we could reduce greenhouse gases by at least 99%.

Sir, if we can sell these panels AND ban the flatulence of Democrats, greenhouse gases can be eradicated by the end of your one-term presidency.

Cash for Clunkers

If we could get another half-billion dollars, we could go union and get you a few hundred more voters.

Aside from highlighting the 'O' in Solyndra for Obama of course, we also have highlighted the 'B' for Barack in anticipation of our upcoming Bankruptcy. We are true believers in subliminal advertising Mr. President.

Trust me, this plant will be as successful as you 2012 campaign!

Over here are the 5 million solar powered flashlights the taxpayers funded…

Thanks Barry, we are going to store the $500 million right over here until we figure out how to ship it out overseas and go bankrupt.

Barry, is that one of the taxpayers that you fleeced for our $500 million?

And these are all the assets of Solyndra we transferred to private accounts just before we declared bankruptcy!

And this is the smoke and mirrors we used to fleece the taxpayers and unjustly enrich your most generous donors!

And the empty space you see here is paid for with $535 million dollars in taxpayer funds. All you need to do is deny you knew about anything.

And all the 1,100 green jobs you see over here are going to be gone within a year, while your most generous donor pockets the money and declares bankruptcy. Gotta love it, huh?

See, all of these taxpayer-funded assets over here are going to be gone before the next election cycle — and you got plausible deniability on your side!

This whole Solyndra charade you see here — I assure you, is not going to last for a year; there's no way you can beat Communist China when it comes to turning a profit …

All of this here is just a facade — don't worry, we'll just redistribute taxpayers funds and never turn a profit. Promise!

"We'll freeze Joe over here and thaw him out after the elections."

And over here is where the Chinese will quarantine all the Conservatives when they take over.

Just envision a butt ton of really cheap solar panels, that work really well, stacked up here…. It will never happen, but we don't care, now do we Barry?

"I'm sorry Mr. Presidnet, there are no new jobs over here."

You see if we hang the Bush photos over hearing……

You see if we hang the Bush photos over here….

You see all this Mr. President? This will guarantee that 01-20-2013 will be your last day in the White House.

Look, Mr. president. There is another taxpayer. Do you want to take his wallet?

Imagine this, over here a lifelike shrine so the employees can worship & kiss your feet before their workday!

Obama: "Where's that giant sucking sound coming from"?

It's just like Al Capone's vault Mr. President,all hype and not one damn thing to show for it.

Have you ever seen a Black Hole before,Mr. President?

We think it's aome kind of Black Hole. We've thrown all of the money you gave us in it but,so far,nothing has come out of it.

And over there is where all the accountants sit who are still counting the government money we've received.

Over there are the only three employees we have left.

Side effects of Solyndra may include bankruptcy, corruption, investor fraud, and re-electal dysfunction. Ask your Dr if Solyndra is right for you.

No one told Obama that 'Solyndra' translated means 'Obama Sucks'

So wadda youz tink about hangin' dat pic of you and me doin' da dough transfer right ova da terlit sign,eh?

Solyndra means:
Socialist Obama's Lies Yield Non Democratic Reprehensible Alteration

No, we're still using the old bulbs. We can't even get enough juice out of ten of the new panels to ignite the new type bulbs.

…oh don't worry about him sir. He just looks like that guy from FOX News. Nobody will find out what we did with the stimulus money. Trust me.

Another one pertaining to this company:
Solyndra: Stimulant Obama Left You (the Solyndra company) Now Demands Recalling, America

Most company's radioactive contamination warning dials go up to 10, but our's go up to 11.

I guess that doesn't make much sense. Two subjects… the company and America.
I'll try again.

Another one pertaining to this company:

Solyndra: Stimulant Obama Left You (the Solyndra company) Now Demands Recalling, Atonement

Just imagine all of these "means of production" owned and operated by you — the almightly head of the government!

All of this can be yours to rule — for a mere $535 million in taxpayer dollars — imagine the exhilaration of power!

Right now we've used your Government secured loans to become the number one producer of the special glass bricks used by Pigs to protect themselves from the Angry Birds™

And all the money kicked back to your 2012 campaign will be in that room right over there.

And over there is your golf cart with the new solar powered floodlights.

Barry this is the evidence that will IMPEACH you. At least its
not a Blue Dress….

I have the check right here in my pocket.

Thanks for the donation for my reelection. It is in my pocket..

Congress will cut my balls off, I am checking them now..

All this cash won't fit in my pockets. .There is a wheel barrow just over there.

Why are my hands in my pockets, just checking for the millions in checks and balances..

I am so confused I just have to check my stuff.

Where is the telaprompter. I cant recall what the speech is.

I have it right here, Geitner gave me the 500,000,000 check this morning. Spend it like a drunk sailor. ..

Over there is where your jail cell will be after you are Impeached..

Those are all the people we have just terminated, it was only $ 316,000 per job. but my checking is flush..I will be happy to cut a donation for $ the legal limit..

There is the door, we have the $$ now get out..

How lost is this Idiot, close your mouth, your killing us..

It is only spare change, here is $ 500,000,000 will that get you a new mansion.

Is the guy behind me picking up all the extra millions I am dropping.. My pockets are so full of tax money already..

I am so screwed, I have a woody…

For a mere $500,000,000, we can put your bust in that corner.

Don't take it personally Sir, that "STEP DOWN" sign applies to everybody.

"No Sir, that is the restroom."