…are the Whos singing? I thought I took their Christmas away!"

Shhh, I'm trying to listen for a job.

No America… I can't hear you.

Increase whose taxes?

If you listen closely, you can hear my approval rating going down the toilet.

"Constitution? What Constitution?"

Say what? oops..I mean, excuse me Sir??

I can't hear you over the thoughts of myself in my head….

"Speak up. I have trouble understaning common sense."

"You found some unspent money where? In the Migratory Bird Conservation Commission?"

Nope, don't hear ya yet!

If you listen closely, you can hear everyone's taxes going up.

I think I hear the founding fathers rolling in their graves.

I can hear Soros from my house!

If you don't pass this jobs bill now, I'll bitch-slap your white ass!

Who you callin' boy?

Did I hear another seditionist?

Shhhh!!!

If you put your ear up to my ear you can hear the ocean waves!!

I'm sorry. I didn't hear your pre-screened question over those coming from the Tea Party folks in the back of the bus.

What's that? You're inviting Michelle and I over for a party and you're serving tea?

Can someone fix this earpiece? I can't hear the answers I'm supposed to give to these pre-screened questions.

What do you mean the Passaic River didn't part when I was there? I caused it myself.

Ya hear that? It's the sound of crickets chirping in Joe Biden's head.

Sorry, you will need to find someone that speaks fluent moron so I can understand.

I'm sorry, if you expect an answer to your question, you'll have to ask it at the next $35,000 dollar campaign dinner.

Who?? Washington? Adams? Franklin? Madison? Hamilton? Sorry, never heard of them.

Can you smeeeelllllll what ba Rock is cooking

Dude, if you can't hear us with those big ass ears, holding your hand up ain't gonna help

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men…

Village in Kenya calling, they want their idiot back….

On a clear day, I can hear Russia from my house.

Ya think I care?!!!

What is it you're saying? We've run out of money? — Can't be, we were still printing money yesterday!

Hello??? — Does anybody love me?!!!

What?!! — The Constitution?! — Who cares about the Constitution?!

What?!! — So what about the People?!!! They're just voters!

Solyndra?! — I don't know about no Solydra. Never heard of it.

Taxes?! – What taxes? I'm not raising taxes. I'm increasing revenues!

Obama leads the people who voted for him in a cheer:
Give me an S — S
Give me a U — U
Give me a C — C
Give me a K — K
Give me a E — E
Give me an R — R
What's it spell? — Sucker!

The misery of the American people is music to my ears.

Wait I think I …… oh sorry I thought the Queen said tee time.

Did you say… We the People??? Who are they?

Hillary's running for WHAT!!?

Hannity said what?

You want me to do what? Stop Spending? I tell ya where to shove that tea, pal.

Sorry, I can't hear you. Free speech is deafening, and I can't wait to abolish it.

Shoo! Damn flies! I hope no one saw 'The Exorcist'.

Hey Barry! We know the birth certificate is a fake!!!

More Tea Party protesters? You would THINK they would be saying THANK YOU!

No, I can't hear what the American people are screaming. I'm busy saving the world from the evil American capitalist empire!

No, I don't listen to the ignorant masses — I rule them. I'm the President for a reason.

Me, obey the will of the People?! — You can take your Tea Party and your Constitution and stick it where the sun don't shine!

I don't need to listen to the People's concerns — they need to listen to my concerns!

No, I'm not listening to no stinkin' Tea Party mob!

You want States' Rights? — You ain't got no States' Rights as long as I'm in charge.

What's your problem? — No job and can't feed the family? — Go sign up for welfare! That's what I'm here for. To create a bigger welfare state.

Didn't you hear me? — I said the Constitution is a defective document without any redistributive provisions.

I can't order to you to buy health insurance? — Don't you think you sound a little racist?

Are you telling me what to do?! — I'm your President, not your public servant!

Constitution you say? Why yes I had mine this morning!

deaf to the masses

Obama feels the spirit of Christmas 2011:
Do you hear what I hear?
Said the king to the people ev'rywhere
Listen to what I say!
A Child, a Child shivers in the cold,
I have banned all power fueled by coal,
You will bring me silver and gold.

maybe a better first line above:
Obama rocks to a Christmas carol:

You want me to listen to 'We the People'? What American People? I don't hear them.

Continuously hearing the tintinnabulation of his own transubstantiation.

I hear complaining. Must be white people.

Ahhh! There it is again…the beautiful cha-ching teachers' union donations. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

With satellite dishes attached to either side of his head, Obama can simultaneously communicate with Soros and his entire socialist cabinet from any location on earth.

"Is that the sound of crickets I hear?"

What is it you're asking? Why is GE tax-free? — How about some civility in discourse?!

How many times do I have to tell you? — I don't care about hard-working Americans!

Intently looking and listening for hope and change but alas, there is none!

What? Huh? Trillions?? Debt? Joblessness? What? Huh?

(The audience, in chorus) YOU LIE!

Do I care? — Only about redistribution!

What? Well I don't know why you ask, but I wear boxers. And Michelle wears briefs.

(I couldn't resist. What a picture in my head. LOL)

"When George Soros speaks, I listen."

Obama hears the Fat Lady singing.

"What Fat Lady,,,,I don't hear no Fat Lady."

I have what on my lapel? – Your Sh*ten me

Joe the "WHAT??" from Ohio?? No, I don't remember you.

What you talking about Willis

I listen only to the downtrodden — I don't listen to American middle-class Labor-Imperialists.

You're what? Dodging deportation? — Call the White House and we'll fast-track your citizenship in exchange for your vote.

You lost your job at Solyndra? — Blame it on the Republicans, they hate green jobs.

Unless I get your vote — fugettaboutit!

The sound if impending doom.

"Is that the Republicans I hear coming?"

"Sounds kind of like a tidal wave…"

"If I didn't know better, I'd say that sounds like an approaching landslide!"

Hear that? It's the sound of the founding fathers turning over in their graves.

Wait, is that my conscience speaking to me again? Silly me, I have no conscience.

Obama's "I can't hear you" stance. He can't acknowledge what he can't hear.

كل ما كنت أبيض الناس ينبغي الجلوس والتزام الهدوء. الرجل الأسود المسؤول الآن!

What? You need a job? And why would I care?

Is that Hope and Change he hears? It is! His Hope was to tax every last bit of Change you have and he did!!

"What? Tee time?"

Those of you who think Obama is really listening, hold up your wallets!

That crashing sound? That would be the economy.

Obama hiding behind one of his many imaginary workers

Hey look you honkie white trash, I couldn't possibly care any less about you, your type, or you dumb a _ _ problems. Go tell Bush, this crap is his fault anyhow !! By the way, I'll expect your honkie vote in 2012.