"I'd give anything to see the faces on those LMAO captioneers when they start getting their IRS audit notices!"

Oh Monica, Bill was right!

Damn I am good.

Pelosi is in California, Hillary is on assignment and Biden is still chasing that ice cream truck. Finally I get some peace.

Ahhh, It's good to be King!

Ooh, baby, you are so talented!

And they are so *dumb*!

Now that I've added 7 extra states and appointed their Congressional representatives, the majority is MINE! Bwahahaha!

I KNEW I could find a way to blame this on Bush!

A blissful idiot….

Oh Joe you are good!!!

Let's see…what should I screw up today?

Its so easy being sleazy.

I still have to smile when I think of all those racist white trash fools that voted for me!

Ha ha ha. If they think this country is screwed up now, wait till next year.

AAHHH! I finally got away from Michelle. Peace at last!

Ha! Sweet! No jobs created this month. I must be on the right track.

Ah, King of the World…

Ah, I love it when America fails!

I'm my brother's keeper? That's a good one.

Hugo Chavez is so dreamy…

hu*bris…BECAUSE hu*mil*i*ty JUST ISN'T IN HIS VOCABULARY.

Bill was right. This is relaxing.

It took only 3 years to destroy this country, mission accomplished!

Since I'm not saddled with a second term, I'll catch up on my favorite Itchy and Scratchy episodes.

Five more minutes, Joe, and I promise I'll pick you as VP again…Oh, and I won't !@& in your mouth

*yeah, right*

BHO can't wait to see Joe go flyin' as soon as he finds the secret ejector-seat button installed on the back of his chair.

If anyone thinks I'm leaving this chair they are dumber than I ever thought!

God I love me!

BHO won't be showing those pearly whites when he realizes that prankster of a VP has super glued his hands to the chair.

Ah, feels good to be a Dictator. I could use another 4 years of this!

Ah, yes, 14 trillion dollars and spending. Let's see whether I can get it to a quadrillion!

I'm here to stay!

Thought bubble: Jimmy Carter, eat your heart out.

And they said I couldn't out-do Carter.

Another four or five speeches and I can hit the links again.

Ah, yes! While I'm trampling the Constitution, why not double presidential term limits? Sweet 16!

Any damn fool can do this job!

I love watching the peasants grovel.

Nothing better then sitting back and reflecting on the destruction of Freedom…

Just wait and see what I have in store for these fools next….

And Satan Smiled.

That MSNBC is a very useful tool

Obama reacting to the latest job report

Obama flexes his elbows and practices grinning. He's so presidential.

"I just love Chris Matthews!"

Oh yeah!! Bill was right about one thing. This chair really is comfortable for this. Thanks Ms. Lewinski.

Bill was right. It is great to be the President. That's enough for today Monica.

I guess Palin was right…I can see her house from here, too.

Ah, AttackWatch.com is going to be so successful!

Ah, feels good to fundamentally transform the evil capitalist U.S. empire — Lenin would be so proud of me!

Ah, there ain't nothing like another vacation on the taxpayers' dime!

Hah, four more years of this and the Soviet Union will look downright capitalist!

As Michelle says, "fortunately we have help from the media" …

Hahaha … and they thought I gave a rat's a$$ about this country!

Alright, guys — where's my Kobe beef and French champaign? I expect the taxpayers to provide me with only the finest pleasures …

Whoever said being the President is a tough job?!!

Oh, don't worry, just give 'em bread and games, and they'll adore me!

Me, listen to the People?! — I'd rather bow before the King of Saudi Arabia!

Hah, I don't listen to no "people" — I'm their Leader!

The fools actually think they're still electing their president!

Like I really give a shit !!!

yep, took these idiots 3 years to figure out that I do not know my ass from a hole in the ground

Oh, yeah, there ain't nothin' like an Affirmative Action Presidency!

Hot Damn! I've come a long way! I rule 57 States, am Commander-In-Chief of the Marine CORPSE & whitey calls me Mr.President! Mammy would be proud!

And they said nobody could bring Oprah to her knees…..

Hope, triumph, and living better through chemistry.

Trust me…We're behind you every step of the way.