I'm gonna F%^& you up!

What do you mean my ass is big?!

Michelle has an "exorcist" moment.

Offensive

"If you can't let me win then I'm gonna take my balls and go home!"

The softer more gentle side of Michelle.

I'm going to tell on you if you don't let me win!

No, you're a buttface!

Showin' the "love".

I want a Black Ref, a Black Umpire, Black Female Linesmen and white ballboys.

Pretty

My opponent's American Flag lapel pin is offending me.

Like my job as First Lady, I'm going to make this game hell!

Don't bother me, I'm on VACATION !!

Michelle tells it just as BHO taught her: "My game, MY rules!"

No, I'm the new tennis czar!

For once Michelle agrees with the American people. Barry crossed the line.

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .

Listen, whitey! I am gonna win, even if I have to CHEAT!

Hey honky! OF COURSE blacks are better than whites! If you call me racist one more time I will throw this at your white ass!

You bet YOUR ass I'm a reparationist. So you can just stare at MY FAT ass in this outfit for another 15 months while we set you up to see what it's like to be a third world country

You see this racket, we are gonna take it worldwide!

Do you miss Laura yet?

Barry?! Who said you could go to the snack bar?!

"Eat your damn peas! I'm going for a Sundae!"

Michelle discovers who emptied her junk food cache

Let me win or I'm gonna get real ugly

Crass Act

"If you didn't eat so many fatty foods, you'd be able to return that!"

"Next time, let me change into some tennis clothes first!"

Tell me again that I look like James Brown's mug shot!! Go ahead, tell me again!!!!!!!!!!

The real reason M.O. has such a high turnover rate among her staff.

Listen Barack, lie all you want to America, but you promised me an empire and I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!!!

The First "Lady"

M.O. wins the lead in "The Taming of the Shrew – 2011 Edition"

M.O. – Always the gracious looser.

If you call me "Love" one more time, I'm voting Republican next year!

PUT DOWN THAT HAMBURGER

I'll get you my pretty, and those little capitalists too!

I told you already – YOU are here to SERVE me!

"How about I come over and redistribute this racquet on your fat, capitalist rear end?"

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WHERE IS MY RACE CARD!

I'm gonna stick this racket up your sorry white ass, bitch!

I'll beat you with this racket till you accept OBAMACARE!

Hope, Change, and Love.

I never lose.

Michele demonstrates Liberal Civility

I learned this stance from my husband's union buddies…

Tennis Code of Conduct Example #VIII:
Profane or Obscene Language or Gestures Directed at an Official

Example Illustration in Tennis Code of Conduct Handbook for
Profane or Obscene Language Directed at an Official, Opponent, or Spectator:
First Offense = 1 point.
Second Offense = 4 points.
Third Offense = Disqualification/Ejection.

One penalty point has been awarded to the First Lady for being a vindictive, black-colored, sea monkey putz.

Do us all a favor and Shut the Fuck Up, Michelle.

OMG is she ugly!

Don't tell me I have "love".

Barack, go get my balls so you know what its like to have some.

You proud yet?

If I have to I'll beat that racist Capitalism right out of you!

The embodiment of socialist "Global Peace"

Obey or die!

You'll do as the Peace Nobel Prize Winner tells you, bitch!

Submit — resistance is futile!

I want my stimulus NOW!

Get Fox News out of here NOW!