Oh, ain't he sweet
Just a lying through his teeth.
Yes I ask you very providentially;
Ain't he a cheat?
"Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks."
I'm about to make a speech, so I hope you all brought your iPods.
Obama hopes his new "All Hail Obama" salute catches on.
"All hail Me! All hail Me!"
Thou art Healed!
Obama really wanted to give Boehner the one finger salute but since the elections are at hand he settled for a high five instead.
Waving goodbye early? We wish!!
Obama greets the Politburo.
They don't even know…and by the time they figure it out it will be too late.
Please….sit back down….stop….stop…don't leave yet
What really goes through Obama's head as he cordially greets the masses: yea, yea, a-hole, slut, jerk, moron, wimp, idiot, suckers . . . . .
Now that I'm rested up from my most recent vacation which, I might add, was inconveniently cut short, I've dragged all of you in here this evening to tell you that I plan to give you my plan next week.
Obama shows the House how many lies he has told in the last five minutes. Everyone thinks he should have used both hands.
I still got it!!!!
The guy in the back holding up the Applause sign needs relief, his arms are tired.
This is why I keep doing speeches, to hear them applaud me, Brilliant ME!