Bill Ayers, I'm glad you could make it!

Oh, ain't he sweet
Just a lying through his teeth.
Yes I ask you very providentially;
Ain't he a cheat?

"Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks."

I'm about to make a speech, so I hope you all brought your iPods.

Obama hopes his new "All Hail Obama" salute catches on.

"All hail Me! All hail Me!"

Thou art Healed!

Obama really wanted to give Boehner the one finger salute but since the elections are at hand he settled for a high five instead.

Waving goodbye early? We wish!!

Obama greets the Politburo.

Hello, peasants.

They don't even know…and by the time they figure it out it will be too late.

Please….sit back down….stop….stop…don't leave yet

What really goes through Obama's head as he cordially greets the masses: yea, yea, a-hole, slut, jerk, moron, wimp, idiot, suckers . . . . .

Now that I'm rested up from my most recent vacation which, I might add, was inconveniently cut short, I've dragged all of you in here this evening to tell you that I plan to give you my plan next week.

Obama shows the House how many lies he has told in the last five minutes. Everyone thinks he should have used both hands.

I still got it!!!!

The guy in the back holding up the Applause sign needs relief, his arms are tired.

This is why I keep doing speeches, to hear them applaud me, Brilliant ME!

Tyrant, autocrat, despot, egomaniac, bully, totalitarian, monocrat, absolutist, domineering, egotist, oppressor, spender, marxist, liar, narcissist, braggart, muslim, liberal, democrat……President.

Hey Uncle Omar.

"Hold on, now… can we all stop laughing, please? This may sound to you like a Saturday Night Live skit, but I'm trying to be serious!"

In case you don't know, I won Rotten Tomato's worst actor for a president. Wait! Wait! Are you throwing tomatoes at me?

Heal the unbelievers allah.

Stop the applause. Stop. I didn't say I was going to leave. I said I have socialism up my sleeve.

Wave Bye Bye to your money

To the Secret Service…you're the only people I really like seeing here! Keep up the good work!

Besides the aunt and uncle, I have five illegal relatives that haven't been found, prosecuted and granted amnesty yet.

Applause…same as in 2009.

Speech …same as in 2009.

Results …same as in 1979.

Wow! Even Carter is standing and applauding this time!

Please! Please! I have a meeting at Solyndra in an hour.

We're going to have to move that spotlight. It's blinding my view of the telepromter.

A robust "Heil" to Andy Stern's Union Brown-Shirts

Ave, Soros, your puppet salutes you!

Do you slave drivers realize it's been 3 days since I came back from vacation? Toss me the golf ball.

I, Barack, Emperor and King, salute you!

Faithful subjects, I salute you — and you may worship me now!

Ahhh — Benito Mussolini would be so proud of me!

Hey — at least I look the part!

Don't I look dictatorial?!

Cool — I got this pose down to perfection!

Affirmative action on display. We hired him even though he is radical, inexperienced, and unqualified.

Hello to my Illegal Alien family members…

Yo, toss me that bong when you're done with it!

Can I get a show of hands on how many believe I will be a one term president?

While the TPOUS is warming up I want to sent a "Hey" to my family in Kenya.

The Navy Seals kill Bin Laden and Obama strikes his best Heisman victory pose. It to is bad.

Raise your hand if you're sure… you are a douchebag.

Hitlers favorite pose.

We are at 400 billion, do I hear 500 billion?

"Five. I'm just going to say it five more times."

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me, Me."

Sieg..er.. Sieg… errr .Sieg.. uhh… OH! SIEG ZAG!!! Once again Obama goes off the teleprompter.

May I be excused, I'm not voting anyway. (Flashback from the few days he was Senator)