Oh Allah, Is he doing that thing with his tongue again?

Reminder to self…Check my options for VP for 2012…I need someone that can carry me.

Pass this bill!Pass this bill! Pass this bill! Pass this bill!

Let me assure you, there are no goofballs in my administration!

Now everyone is making fun of Obama.

For some reason, I want to lick Obama.

This picture is worth a thousand words.

Pavlovian: Barry "rings the bell" signaling more government spending and entitlements…Joe salivates.

Barry "rings the bell" signaling more government spending…Joe drools.

Joe and Barry still feel the effects of that after-hours party at Nancy's.

Joe decided to give up booze and started smoking pot while Barry still prefers to toss back a couple dozen shots before a big speech.

BHO's brain on drugs.
Joe's brain.

Boehner realizes he is in the company of Bozo and Boozo.

"Joe – when I said 'bite your tongue' I didn't mean literally!"

"Put it away Joe or I'm gonna bite it off."

After BHO yelled at Joe for kissing ass, Joe thought he would try something different.

As a part of my Jobs Bill, Joe will go on tour as lead singer of KISS.

The effects of snorting cocain in the Obama administration becomes increasingly difficult to hide…

Boehner's thought: God help us all.

Boehner refused to relinquish his seat to Nancy, the third Stooge.

Larry, Moe, and Curly

Lapping up the effluvium

Joe laps up the effluvium

If I close my eyes maybe he'll go away

He's acting like a Stooge again isn't he…

Whasssssssaaaaaaaaaappppp!

Good! Soon it will be all MINE! The dummy pills are working!

Snow White, come and get 3 of your dwarfs…Dopey, Sleepy and Grumpy

Little Joe Biden is playing with his school buddies in the treehouse, who have just smoked marijuana.

"Pass this Bill (blink)."

(Thought bubble over Boehner's head)
Just shoot me now

Boehner: "I can't believe I'm in the same camera shot as Dumb and Dumber…"

Why does Joe's tongue stick out every time Barack blinks?

And this is costing us taxpayers how much??!!!

"Joe, show everyone how you greeted the Queen".

"I'm not impressed, Joe. Mine is longer and it's forked!"

Teleprompter break down; Obama zones out and Biden gets happy hands under the table.

I bet I can get my tongue all the way to his ass.

Boehner: "So this is what my career has come to… sharing the stage with Laurel & Hardy."

Barack can't see the damage he's doing and Joe's too stupid to know the difference.

Proof that mindless zombies and brain dead idiots can get elected.

The Peter Principle in action.

Boehner can hardly contain his excitement as Joe and Barry wrap things up with the Yabba Dabba Do song.

Biden gets happy when he see that Obama can barely stay awake through his own speeches.

Joe, if you say 'you lie' one more time, I will pull that tongue right out of your mouth.

Boehner can only pray he gets photoshopped out of this picture.

Biden, stop grabbing my ass!

GONG!

Boehner: These two imbeciles make my job so easy!

Zombie Obama is looking for brains. Biden is safe.

Biden invites Monica Lewinsky along in order to try and stay awake through yet another mindless speech.

Hey Joe…I think we had a little moo touch to drink at that rundfaiser. Joe…Joee…I love you man. Now cut out the faces Joey ol' buddy.

The side effects of Hopium is drowsiness, stupidity and the lack of motivation to work

We've replaced their normal brand of coffee with Hope and Change brand medication. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference.

Obama's lapdog wagging his tongue, waiting for a opportunity to jump up and give his master a big lick on his face (or ass).

Boehner, bored with the windbag-in-chief's speech, is outdone by the boredom of Lucifer as he plays with Obama's eyes and Biden's tongue.

Barry & Joey: Smart AND Sophisticated, for liberals.

Man, this Hopium is good stuff Joe.

No Joe, dont lick back there.

"JOE! I said JUGGLE my balls!"

When ass kissing just isn't enough.

Boehner is ecstatic that he didn't eat one of those brownies.

Maybe Boehner should have tried the brownies too.

Just look at these "three painted ladies"!

Hm, these drugs are making Obama look like a giant lollipop to me.

Biden: I just got the aftertaste of Obamacare….eww…

Maijuana was smelled by the cameraman.

Correction:

Marijuana was smelled by the cameraman

The possessed — lecturing the dispossessed.

Obama Stimulus Ecstasy

Hope, Change and the face of despair.

Jeremiah 2:13: "For my people have committed two evils."

Stimulate me, baby!

So, I ask you all present here today:
Is "stimulus" an obscene word?

The insane asylum is reporting that two of its patients have escaped and are in Washington D.C.

"Ha Ha. I replaced his Visine with water."