During a showdown with Republicans, Barry finds guidance in the words of Vizzini: "Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet because he would know that only a great fool would reach or what he is given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known that I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
I could be working on fixing the economy or dealing with the multiple natural disasters happening across the country….but I think I'll have another beer instead.
"If you re-elect me in 2012, everyone will get free alcohol.You'll need it to get through another four years of me."
Here's to misery.
Obama offers congress a Mickey.
"Don't tell Boehner I put Pine-Sol in his drink."
Hard liquor…when beer and changing channels just can’t make you forget him fast enough.
Cheers, Mo-fo's! bwaaahahaha
Obama has "one for the road" and hopefully it's the road out of town!
See this glass – I'm telling you it's HALF FULL!!
Here's to ME!
This must be an Obama clone – everyone knows Muslims don't drink.
Obama enjoys yet another party at the expense of the taxpayers….Cheers!
New reelection campaign:
Get everyone drunk election day!
This is it? After all of the hard vacations I go on? Does anyone have a bigger glass?
Michelle, join me in a toast to a great man. I am proud to continue the work of my hero….. Karl Marx.
During a showdown with Republicans, Barry finds guidance in the words of Vizzini: "Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet because he would know that only a great fool would reach or what he is given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known that I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
Drink the Kool-aid.
A night out on the town with Michelle? I'll need at least four more of these. Line them up, Barkeep.
Just what we need, a President who can't think straight…and he drinks too.
Obama demonstrates how he comes up with foreign policy.
What do you mean – swallow my own medicine?
Just saw those poll numbers again huh?
Over the lips and past the gums, hold on to your wallets, here I come.
Joe, you were right! A couple of these and Pelosi does look better!
Cheers to the United Socialist States of America!
Here's to four more years!
Here's to Saul Alinksy!
This shot is for you, America!
I could be working on fixing the economy or dealing with the multiple natural disasters happening across the country….but I think I'll have another beer instead.
Here's to more spending!
Not a drunk yet? — My new jobs bill will give you the reasons to become one.
Spend and forget. Cheers!
I'll drink to the demise of the United States of America as we know it.
A toast to the Fundamental Transformation of the USA into a Socialist Republic
A toast to a good crisis. Never let one go to waste.
More spending? — I'll drink to that, buddy!
I'll spend until you drink — cheers!
I'll spend you into drinking — cheers!
Here's to printing mo' money!
If Congress balks, we'll have another beer summit and get them drunk enough to spend the wad …
MMM….Beefy!
Economy looks great thru my beer goggles
A toast to Karl Marx
Here's to another Bankruptcy Stimulus!
Ah, a kindergarten visit. What better excuse to have a drink?
Longshoremen in Washington, here's to you!
Longshoremen in Washington, here’s to you! See you at the polls next November!
As the Least Most Interesting Man in the World, Obama doesn't always drink beer but when he does he prefers a six pack of Schlitz.
Obama readies himself for the news conference – bottoms up!
Thanks for sharing your drink, Socrates! Hmmm..tastes bitter.
Obama is having a difficult time drinking his own Kool-aid.
Yep I'll have another if the taxpayers are buying.
I see it as the treasury is half full.
And this ladies & gentlemen, is $5 worth of gasoline.
If I get my way, you will be able to get one of these with foodstamps.
From my cold, dead hands.
Party down, Obama, because the party is almost over!
Here's to you….sucking my dick
For the Pinko Commies of the world …. this bud is for you..
Obama realizes the only way he can fill a room with people is to offer free booze …….
When I find out who spit in my drink, I'm gonna have Michelle kick their ass!
As Barney Frank would say: Bottoms up!
There ain't nothin' like spending other people's money! — Cheers!
This drink is nearly as bitter as my plan for America.
My piss is too good to flush
Getting ready for date night with Michelle
Yep, this new batch of kool-aid has just the right amount of bullshit.
Here's to socialism.
"Here… have a couple more of these and then let's talk about my jobs plan.."
Glass is half taxed
One of his many talents is as a urine specimen taster, er tester. "Nancy, you've been tokin again!"
After a taste of Nancy's urine, he determines she has been tokin and snortin. Along with him…..
What do you mean this looks just like the glass Joe used for his drug test?
OctoberPEST
I've been drunk since my inauguration; surprised?
I have found that I need about 30 of these before Michelle looks good.
Dark, Bitter…Half way done!
Trust me America…..passing my new jobs bill will taste as good as the glass of piss
"After you drink a couple more of these I will begin to make a lot more sense."
Yob tvoiu mat', Comrade!
here's to cocaine and gay hookers !
I don't feel a thing. So you lost your job!