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Obama demonstrates the use of the "finger gun" after he gets hand guns banned.
Obama snickers to himself thinking "if only this were a real gun!!"
Obama points to the one person in the crowd who agrees with him.
"This finger is as crooked as I am."
I'd like to shoot those tea party sons of bitches.
Americans have a different finger in mind for you, Barack.
The face that inspires 100 million birds.
My campaign slogan this time around? Hopeless Change
Do I look like I care?
I'm sick and tired of all these flags.
So, everytime I point the finger at Bush, there are three pointing at me?
Geez, can I get through one of these press conferences without any hard questions?!?
It is with great sadness that I concede the 2012 presidential election.
It's been a great run (for me at least!)
Are any of you guys hiring?
And I want to remind you that it was all the fault of those nasty Republicans that put the good of the country ahead of my policy goals!
How many times do I have to explain it to you stupid white capitalists? I am the smartest man on the planet!
You know, I just do not give a shit…
OK, can't hide it any longer, I am retarded…
I am tired of telling you folks….I am great, Bush made this mess, now leave me alone…
Wait a minute, you thought I was going to improve the country… I never said improve..
Sleeves rolled up. Collar unbuttoned. Tie loosened. Leaning over the podium. Pissed look on face. Very presidential, Mr. Obama, very presidential.
This is not agun. I gave them all to gun runner and gang runner
It don't work no more.
What do you mean it's no longer Bush's fault?
This finger is loaded and I'm not afraid to use it!
Obama demonstrates just how well the Fake Finger Gun works as he once more tries to push trough yet another lame ban on handguns law.
Following a background check and a license, this is the only type of gun we Democrats believe an American should own.
You know what, I just thought of something….no wait.. it was a fart..
Straight from a 3 martini lunch, Obama attempts to explain why government is more responsible for your health than you are.
Listhen, I am the Presidenth of thu Uniteth Stathes….hic
I said you eat your peas. Then do your homework and get to bed. I can't even get my kids to listen to me.
Let's see… first, there was that construction guy in Ohio whose job we saved, and then there was that new guy we hired at the IRS…
For the last time, get those d*mn flags out of MY picture!
can we just have a beer…. that's the only thing I can NOT fuck up
Damn people, I told you to hope…. so hope harder… its your fault
what do you mean "the dukes of hazard re-runs are getting more viewers then my endless speeches"?
are you sure that no network will carry any more of my speeches?
who keeps yelling bullshit
who the hell replaced my teleprompter with a mirror
you know, I think I have ran out of bullshit to say….
I don't need this shit….I am outta here!
I'm starting to think that most of you Americans are un-American.
Wait, are you saying that not everybody hates this country?
I'm gonna count to ten and by the time I'm done you had all better be worshipping me again…ONE…TWO…
I'm with you, Hoffa, we've got to take these take these son-of-a-bitches out …
Or, like my buddy Andy Stern used to say "We agree with Chairman Mao that power comes by the barrel of a gun" …
I'm with you, Hoffa, we've got to take these son-of-a-bitches out …
BANG — There goes the U.S. economy!
Why the f— was I elected president?
"Let's get serious, guys. Which one of you ordered mushrooms on the pizzas!!???"
And now that I have finished my speech on the economy to the joint session of Congress, the Republicans have refused to give a rebuttal. So Nancy Pelosi will give it.
"You, in the third row,,,yes, you….those are some knockers!!"
And that's how I killed bin Laden.
Even with 'Fast and Furious' this is the only gun Holder will let me have.
If that question didn't make so much sense I wouldn't be making up a lie right now.
One more unapproved question, and you're banned as an illigitimate news outlet — got that?!!!
Here's what I'd like to do with all those Tea Party extremists …
Hey I have a lot more to say…why is everyone leaving?
No more questions…it's Miller Time!
How old are my children?!? Alright, people! That's strike one! On strike two, you will leave the room until you can ask easy questions.
Looking pretty run down & bad there Barack. Maybe what you need is is some quality medical care run by the government? No??
"you talkin' to me??"
Obama demonstrates that a finger poke in the eyeball is just as effective in stopping a burglar as a 9mm.
Honestly….do I look like I give a squirt of piss what you all think?
Don't look at me! You were the idiots that voted for me….
You don't understand — as long as I can print up money I can't run out of it — get it? I can't possibly go bankrupt!
Let's see..are they taking the bait???
Where DOES all the money we are spending come from?
Go ahead, pull my finger…
Everybody on the floor, now give me your money…
To tell you the truth, I don't give a shit about this country.
Okay, did Boehner hack the teleprompter again?
I will gladly borrow the money next week if you vote for my plan today.
It's all in the repetition, vote for my plan, vote for my plan, vote for my plan….. Wait what the hell IS my plan?
Nancy said it best. Vote for my plan to see what's in it.
I will not allow the half who pay no taxes to be burdened by the half who do not pay their fair share.
All of you had better be careful. I was an atheist until I found that I was God.
I'm getting REALLY tired of those FOX NEWS reporters…
Let's see, what were my duties as president again?
What do you mean "read the jobs bill before voting on it"? You did not read the healthcare bill first and it came out fine….
You know…i am getting tired of you "americans" …if you don't leave me alone, I will not grace you with 4 more years of me
Even the finger is crooked.