Those are some huge jugs!

Dude, Bill would totally get a rise out of that!

We all know you are black Barry.
What I said was, "this is the new Blackberry"

This new debt clock is the bomb, let's see if it can keep up with us

Weiner sure had a lot of contacts in here

You think she knows we are watching her?

Check it out, direct connection to all national pollsters, now we can see your numbers drop every time you speak

You know who would love that? The Queen of England.

And if I turn it this way the graph makes your poll numbers look awesome.

Cool, it spells BOOBIES.

"If the teleprompter breaks, you can use this."

"I believe yours is bigger that Anthony Weiner's."

Dude, that new Marxist App is the bomb!!

Joe, is Olberman sexting you again?

Someone told me about this cool web site, let's check it out. L..M..A..Obama.com

Obama: See? This is the intern that Teddy left me in his will. She's all plastic and if she gets stuck in the car at the bottom of the river, no big whoop.

Joe: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

It's called "Angry Birds"… I think we need a new regulation that instead of pigs, they use Bush's face.

See – your ratings look MUCH better when the phone is upside down.

I took a picture of Pelosi but her image doesn't appear.

Obama: Check her out in that swimsuit.

Joe: That's Michelle? I thought it was a hippo in the Potomac.

This is great! I knew it would be like watching a monkey with a mirror for the first time.

Hey boss, the new birth cerificate is ready. It says that John Boehner is a Mexican.

The above caption should read the following:

Hey boss, the text says the new birth certificate is ready. It says that John Boehner is a Mexican.

and this is what I looked like without the hair plugs!!

Man, so the MSNBC host did say what you told him what to say.

MSNBC does love you

so she doesn't know?

Now look at his facial impression? He actually believed me.

Obama: Check her out in that swimsuit.

Joe: That's Michelle? (Thought bubble –> Looks like a whale beached itself in Martha's Vineyard.

It says that your poll numbers are at 91 percent.
OOOOOOOOOOps
I'm Holding it upside down

Brilliant idea Barry! We'll use the Job Search App to find jobs for Americans!

Well Joe, the reason your call isn't going through is because it's a GPS and not a phone.

Barry and Joe get a good look at Nancy in the bathroom on their White House Ass Cam

Obama and Joe try out the new Smart Bomb app.

Look Barry, we can override the fail safe from the new Smart Phone!

Ha ha! The text is from the new Jobs Secretary. It just says "OMG! WTF did you get me into? "

Damn, I wish one of us were smart enough to figure out how to answer this thing…

The moment they discovered Gilligan's Island episodes on YouTube.

And it's got all of Marx's speeches.

So this is the POTUS instruction manual! THIS is what we were supposed to do these past two years!

Watch him reach for the twenty-dollar bill on the floor. Boy, this Unemployment Line cam is fun!

I still don't get it… WHY are the birds angry?

Check this out Barry — Al Sharpton's primetime blooper show is even getting Conservatives to watch NBC News!

What, it's Pelosi?! — Dang, I thought it was Michael Jackson!

Obama: So THAT's how I use bluetooth!
Other Guy: Yeah. Hey, dyou think we should start creating some jobs now?
Obama: You do it. I still haven't finished Angry Birds.

Smart phone for dummies.

I thought it was Pacman…
this says, "Pack, man"

We should throw that "shoot the republican" app up on our website..

Expiration date: November 6th,2012

Wait until we charge the battery Joe,you'll really like it then!

Hehe, it spells "BOOBIES" if you hold it upside-down.

Smart phones don't work! I don't feel any smater after I held it.

Look Barry. CNN still thinks we are trying to fix the ecomomy.

…and this one's from my 200th joyride on Air Force One

No really… that is my drunk uncle. Should I pardon him?

Hey, turn this thing sideways & that job creation graph looks pretty damn good …..