In this episode of Extreme Makeover, we'll replace this horrible and un-American administration with one that actually gives a crap about democracy.
Sorry folks, the only thing we can do to fix this place is replace the occupants….
In keeping with the heritage of Barry's birth place, extreme makeover is going to demolish the white house and replace it with a grass hut
Finally found one we can not even fix with explosives
We tried to help this displaced family…. Could not find a sponsor willing to be associated with them….
We figured with as much as they are on vacation, we would have as long as it takes!
Sorry, if we have to pay union scale, there's no way we can do this project!
Perfect disguise for the deportation bus
Wait until you see what we did to your Chicago house…
Here is your new bus – now people will cheer when you show up
Extreme Makeover meets Extreme Takeover.
We're gonna need a bigger bus.
Reality show meets Horror Show.
We're gonna need more materials….
Michele, didn't we order the National Economy Edition?
Our mistake, ma'am. Your butt was so big we thought we were making over a house. You need the "What Not To Wear" show.
"I thought they said Barry White's house, not Barry's White House….everyone, back on the bus."
I'd like to redo the Lincoln bedroom in leopard print, the entire West Wing in a Safari motif, the East Wing in mosquito netting so the kids can camp out, and paint the exterior black. Nothing in red white and blue, I'm so sick of those colors.
Given the number of people in this administration that already don't pay their taxes, I bet they get this taken away once we've fixed it up.
Michelle: " This house is over 200 years old. I want it torn down and replaced with a mosque."
Shouldn't the side of the bus should read "Extreme Makeover Homie Edition"?
Meeting the crew who will remake the WH as the Obama's plan on staying for good
Michelle meets the crew who will widening all of the doorways in the WH.
Michelle was soon disappointed when learning this crew only did makeovers on homes not her husband's poll numbers
Did you bring the Onion Domes?
Extreme Makeover Checklist:
Tacky plastic flowers – Kmart.
Gaudy wall paper – WalMart.
Furry hot pink bathroom rugs – Bed/Bath/Beyond.
Mini fridge for master bedroom full of Twinkies, Ho-Hos, Chocolate cake – Sears/Piggly Wiggley.
BILL – TAXPAYERS.
Michelle expresses her anger that red paint just does not work in every room.
Move that bus Whitey!
Well, I guess we can put a teleprompter in every room…
Michelle expresses her anger that anyone would dare question her taste in decor.
Bus driver: No, Mrs. Obama, this is not a tour bus and you are not on the list of stars!
It's not too early to try to get the stench out.
It took Barry 3 years to catch on that tax payers were sending him on vacation in order to slow his screwing of the country
We're here at the Tea Party's request.
We're here at the Tea Party's request and we also have an eviction notice.
Michelle: What happened to the CRIBS bus?!?! Damn, fool!
Damn it Guys, how many times must I tell you the Presidential Seal has to read: United States of Socialist America.
We brought this bus but all we really need is a paper bag to improve the look on her
Extreme Makover 2012 Edition
I don't get it. Why did we disguise the bus to deliver fryer grease HERE?
Were here with the velvet paintings for the 1st crib!
The Obama's commission the makeover of the White House into a Mosque
I think the best thing to do is start by fumigating the place. Then a total replacement of all living things inside both foreign and domestic.
Is it 2012 yet?
Extreme Makeover surveys the outside trying to figure out where to build the turrets.
Jeez, you guys, what took so long to get the prayer rugs?!
Get yo honkey azzes in here! The minaret needs painted!
This is going to take more than a week.
The Republicans get a jump on 2012.
'Bout time you guys got here, can we do something about the White around here?
No need to move furniture after all…Mr. Soros wants his apartment in a new North Wing.
The Extreme Makeover crew explains to Michelle this should be over quickly as the crew all dig in their pockets for matches.
Michelle yells at the Extreme Makeover crew, "throw one more match and your asses are mine!!"
We're gonna need gold paint and a lot of leopard print.
Ty said toss her out and call this job done !
"Mrs. Obama, there is NO room here for a dictator! The American people sent us here to move y'all out. You and Mr. Obama remember the American people, don't you? Your bosses?"
Welcome to the first episode of Extreme Makeover in which we upgrade the occupants instead of the house!
Incognito, Barack's burka bus returns home from tour.
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