…and so I apologize to the world for Irene,
yet another American-made disaster.

I'm here to tell you why the earthquake was Bush's fault.

Hey you, plug that teleprompter back in!

why is it we can obtain a mic & speakers out here in the woods but no teleprompter ?

anyone got a smoke?

If Obama makes a speech in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Animals can't be registered to vote? What the heck am I doing out here then?

Okay, now switch the settings to "god-like reverb".

Okay, now switch the settings to “god-like reverb”. I have an image to keep up, ya' know.

No, I'm not stumping for "President Doolittle". You think I want to rule the WHOLE world or something?

Sorry, I thought this was a Segway at first.

Are you sure this teleporter will work? Set course for the Bahamas!

When the carbon tax goes into effect. This will be the nicest house on ANY block!

(Mod to prev.) When the carbon tax goes into effect, this will be the nicest house on ANY block!

I love the Green Room! These holographic trees are fantastic!

Now change the backdrop to make it look like I'm back in the Oval Office.

Yes, I asked to meet you here because this is the ONLY piece of the United States not owned by China.

And I am appointing the tree on my left as the forest czar.

Biden, stop chasing those squirrels and get back here!

What do you mean animals can't be registered to vote? What the heck am I doing out here then?

No, I'm not stumping for "President Doolittle". You think I want to be ruler of the entire created order or something???

At least Gov, Perry had a gun if a coyote come out of the woods!

Unable to find oblivious fans to stand behind him, Obama falls back to his "Green" position.

Let me be clear… I am responsible for getting Bin Laden and Ghadaffi, but the economy is the fault of Bush, TEA Party, Congress,Republicans, Global Warming, Earthquakes,Tsunamis, and Hurricanes.

The only time Obama hasn't made a bush look good.

A gathering of Obama's biggest fans.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and we–
Boy, did we ever take the one less traveled by…

What – ME worry???

Joe, PLEASE USE THE PORTA POTTY!

to reporter: does a bear do WHAT in the woods???

Very funny. Whose idea was it to put me in front of a bush?

(One tree says to the other tree) "It's times like this that I wish I had feet."

(Other tree) "Yeah, where's Ivy when you need her."

The President addresses the homeless tent camp behind the Waffle House restaurant soliciting votes.

"I'm here to tell the American people… — hey Joe, where ARE the American people?

Here we are at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. There used to be a White House, but China repossessed it.

Obama…just can not shut up….ANYWHERE

In his most successful undertaking, Obama was able use up all the hot air in the atmosphere, rendering Irene powerless…

At least you 2 squirrels believe me…don't you?

I'm here to apologise on behalf of America to all of you members of endangered species.

Yes Mr. Raccoon, ObamaCareII will cover rabies for all woodland creatures.

I should have typed it as "ObamaCareTwo".

I just feel that those of you who have many nuts should spread the nuts…and at some point it's possible to have too many nuts.

If Obama speaks at the wood's edge and nobody's there, does a bear give a cr@p?

Introducing… the CamoPrompTer.

…and I'm pleased to announce Smokey Bear as the new forest fire czar.

See how many people give a sh#t about what I say

"Uh, where's the teleprompter? Jay? David? Somebody?"

Did the Marxist s**t in the woods?

Where did everyone go? All I said was, 'I will bring socialism if I want to. Screw Bachmann'

I am outstanding in my field

With his crowds now diminished, Obama finds himself giving speeches to tress and such

Honestly! As the 2012 election approaches, G.I. Joe and I are huge fans of our military. And for the second time in her life, Michelle is proud of her country. Really!

If Obama gave a speech in the woods would anyone hear it?

Under Obama's new environmental idea, his hot air will plants grow.

Find the idiot in this picture

Obama surrounded by all of the workers from all of the factories he has saved and created

With his poll numbers dropping ever more, Obama finds himself setting up his podium-in-a-suitcase and giving speeches along the roadside.

Even while on a tranquil stroll in the woods, Obama thinks that the sounds of nature can only improved by the sound of his ignorance being broadcast in stereo…

Find the imposter in this picture

Even while on a tranquil stroll in the woods, Obama thinks that the sounds of nature can only be improved by the sound of his ignorance being broadcast in stereo…

Speaking to the only group he's really given jobs to, Obama speaks to the local green keepers.

Obama stopping between holes to give yet another speech on how he'll never stop to rest till everyone has job.

The Forest of Presidents Worse than Carter

Are you sure this background makes my ears look smaller?

we are gathered here on labor day to pay respect to all the lost jobs….

This is a beautiful setting just me, an identifing podium, two teleprompters, five staff agents, 40 secret service, 1000 feet of cable, four cameras, food service van, 100 portable toilets, make up artists, hair styleists, wardrobe folks, nothing can go wrong until I open my mouth.

Standing behind me are all those who now have green collar jobs thanks to my stimulus package.

Why are we outside ? If I want to hear crickets chirp I'll make another speech on the economy…