Let's see…By cutting my vacation short by one day, I've saved or created 65 million lives. Sounds good!

Hurricanes, typhoons, tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, blizzards, avalanches, forest fires, volcano eruptions, Tea Partiers…gotta avoid ALL natural disasters next vacation.

Hm, I wonder if hurricanes can see with that eye in the middle…

This Hurricane has to be Bush's fault, now how do I make that connection ? hmmmm…

hmm, I wonder if we can make it look like I made the hurricane go away ?

This hurricane's going to ruin so many golf courses. Why does everything bad happen to me?

Downgraded to a tropical depression??? George Bush got a Katrina and all I get is a damn tropical depression??? It's just not fair! Bring on the destruction so I can have MY shot at greatness!

Michelle forgot to set the high fiber cereal out for me again.

Damn, I'm not going to be able to play golf in this wind!!

What do we have to do to get more blue in this picture?

I should have brought more snickers.

How the heck and I supposed to blame this on Bush?

Whoever set this room up has no idea what ergonomics are about…better call the 24-hr White House chiropractor.

(Joe off camera) "Yes, THAT'S the worried look that will falsely make people think you care about them!"

I just knew the tea party would resort to this.

Damnit! How can I look like their saviour if there's not much to save them from?

I don't care…I'm not going to eat that until it stops moving. Who ordered this anyway?

Come on Irene, I need some cover for this Bad economy….

Hurricane = High winds, loss of property, destruction of economy.
Obama = Ditto.

Obama watches as Mother Nature tries to help flush Washington DC.

Quick! Name 2 blowhards.

Decisions, decisions: hot dog or cheeseburger…hmmmmm

Need to tell the teleprompter guy to increase the type size on this thing. I can hardly read the part where Bush is to blame!

Hey dumb ass! The monitor is behind you!

Wow. Looks like it's heading right for us! I'll have to hide behind Michelle's big ass to stay safe.

Impending disaster, Huge Govt spending, no impact. Obama strikes again.

How the hell do I figure all this out, it's written in English!

Can you get that damn weather picture off the teleprompter? Otherwise, I dont know what to say that is unclassified?

Surely someone can find some black folks hit by this thing for a photo opp…

My rolled up sleeves show that I mean business.
Would it kill ya to get my rolled up sleeves in this shot?

Speechless. Finally.

Guess what wlse is full of air?

Guess what else is full of air?

Some days I wish I had just stayed home and become a safari guide.

Why couldn't he have just stayed home and become a safari guide?

'Damn! The Earth isn't healing and the seas are rising!'

Joe, I think we can blame Irene for the economy.

Now how can I take credit here somehow?

So what country is this big round cloud over?

Yes I can still play golf where's its green

Red tie or blue tie…gosh these are hard decisions.

I think I'll rename that storm "Bush" for ruining my vacation.

So I was pulled in from my vacation for this storm? Someone will pay

Well I suppose I can re-arrange my tee time

….and THAT is why we HAVE to flood Vegas… we have got to spread the suffering

This should be good for keeping the news from talking about my poll numbers for at least a week

Let's see, "i" before "e" except after c.

Hmmm…I guess we're gonna need ObamaFloodCare.

I can't believe I flew 500 miles for this s**t….