Silly American jackass is really going to do it!

Let me check to see if your package goes with the gut!

I have been instructed that I, too, have to bow to all superiors.

I think I need some new pants – these are soiled…

When you want class and dignity, just call on Joe Biden.

Lucky for me, I'm wearing a diaper too!

Holy crap! It's the guy that used to stalk me on the train!

…and we are just one heartbeat away from this guy being the Head Cheese.

It's OK, everyone laughs their barack off at Joe.

In pursuit of a career with better odds for his success, Sumo Joe steps into the ring.

Of all the genius ideas that have gone through his mind, this is one of them.

Following in his messiah's footsteps, Biden prepares to release his own gas reserves.

They're not laughing with you Joe, they're laughing at you.

If Barack gets to ride cross-country in his Burka Bus, I get to have some fun, too.

Wow, you're big, we'll have to give you two food stamp accounts.

Bend over,Big Boy, and I'll show you how we do it in Washington!

You're nothing, blubbergut; Michelle sat on my lap for a couple of seconds at the inauguration dinner.

Forget the courtsey, and just get on your knees

Joe, Joe, Joe. Haven't you embarrassed yourself enough already?

Dam'it Barak, you hold him back while I start the physical. Why can't they just embrace ObamaCare? Now turn your head and cough.

My dam suppository is still stuck from last night!

You wanna piece of me, Chinko?!

Joe demonstrates the courting display he used during his China visit.

Joe can't believe his eyes: Obama reincarnated as a suma wrestler.

Now I understand the one child per family policy!

Sure, watch Joe control this debt thing.

On the count of three: onnne twoooo threeee: FART!

"Come on! All 3 of us can take him"

"Wow! You look almost as big as Michelle!"

Well, on the bright side…at least he didn't dress the part.

Just another State Dinner at the White House.

Hooters. Some men find them all attractive.

Well golly, you are almost as big as the US Debt!

If I win, Will you forget about what we owe you????

That's a big F%^&&* deal!

Damn… I do not think the stripper pole will hold this guy for Obama's Wonder Woman Fantasy night!! We need a bigger pole!!!!

Ok now Michelle. Barrack is not gonna like you being out here like this. For the last time I do not find you attractive!!

wrestler thinking: I'd like to slap that stupid hat right off his head.
joe thinking: man, he's gonna slap this stupid hat right off my head.

wrestler thinking: man, he just blew one nasty air biscuit.
joe thinking: oooops

So what if I did step on his foot? Wanna try and make somethin' out of it?

If my nuts were bunched like that I'd be singing soprano.

Zhou, you wear better stuff than Michelle does.

Hey Zhou, didn't I see you in those pictures of 'People of Wal-Mart'?

After trashing the economy of an entire country, how hard could this be???

I'm bagging this one for Moochelle…I'm sure she can can have the parents sued for abuse over this fat kid.

After I kick you a@@ Joe you can tell Moochelle I've NEVER eaten at McDonalds.

Who is that fool in the Cowboy hat?

Did you pick out your clothes or did Moochelle?

Sleep easy, America!
He's only second-in-line.

THIS is what Democrats gave us to fill Cheney's shoes???
Thanks a lot, morons!

Joe enjoys Freedom from Fear.
Too bad the rest of us can't.