Eeewwww I can see down her shirt!

Now you kids don't tell anyone but, I didn't vote for him either.

…And Lord, we pray for the Obama's to find a place to live
once they get thrown out of the White House in 2012…

Watch her kid! She's going for your wallet with that left hand!

ok…on 3, everyone hit whitey.

"…so in exchange for your parents vote, we'll get Eric Holder to look the other way."

"and that's why socialism is better than capitalism, no matter what your parents may tell you."

On the count of three we scream "racissssssssssssst" until we get a home run.

"See look, that's your future down there."

In the name of Obama, Amen.

Yes,it's his real birth certificate. And remember,you promised not to tell anyone it's in Arabic.

Here's the deal. Brag on my husband to the press and it's burgers,fries,and shakes for everyone!

"ok so here's how it works, you bring me half of your lunch money every day, and I'll make sure the monthly checks keep coming."

A midday break for the Obama economic team.

Listen, if you kids unionize this team, my husband will waive all of your practices.

No, I still can't see Obama's approval rating.

Michelle teaches the circle jerk to "enlightened" children

Really Mecca is straight down there. Now pray.

One of these kids is not like the other.

Then move your hand down to the wallet…

and while he is on the ground, kick the hell out of him!

This is how you implement Transparency

Hey kids, I'll bet you mine is bigger than yours!

The kid in back knows a scam artist when he sees one.

Then the President turns the Magic 8-Ball over and it tells him what to do.

EWWWW..Mrs. O, you smell funny!

The next one that asks why I smell & why I'm so greasy will lose all your entitlements. Don't test me!

No kids, we CANNOT take turns playing quarterback.

Put your left foot in, put your left out;
Give us all your lunch money and we'll spread it all about…

I'll pull your food stamps if you don't vote for Sasha and Malia in the school election.

I tol you,,,he beez allllll yo daddies but I ain't beez yo mamma!!

ok,,,you've got the shiv and you've got the gun – the rest of ya will just have to use pointy sticks!