No, sir, we don't take executive orders here,
but we do have prune juice.

Could you plug in the teleprompter back there to help me decide?

"Hasn't anyone told you kids that you can make much more on welfare and food stamps?"

uh yea, I'll have the "Che"-kin fried steak, Marx-a-roni, Red beans and rice with a glass of "Tea"-ananmen.

Four of you to run one cash register? I am creating jobs!!

No sir we don't have your dry cleaning, this is Long John Silver's.

If you guys would unionize, you could get 7 or 8 people to fill one order.

Can I have an application please? No sense waiting til the last minute.

Just for future reference, do you take food stamps?

Deliveries are around back.

Jobs Solution: I'd like a good economy for reelection to go please

How many times do I have to tell you guys??? No more burgers and fries for Michelle! Her booty can't fit through the door of the bus already!

I'd like to Super Size that debt please.

That'll be $5.50 plus $89 tax.

Reflecting the popularity polls, 1 in 4 Americans still worship Obama.

My dad says you're full of it. Would you like an enema with that?

It doesn't matter what the total is, the guy behind me is paying for it. So I'll have 400 of everything.

I'll have a double bacon cheeseburger, large fries, a large chocolate shake and a large diet soda. Oh, and the guy behind me will pay for it.

I'll have some peas today and I'll be back in 2012 for some crow.

I'll take a clue,please. I haven't had one in a while. And,uh,could you super-size that?

You wouldn't smile like that young lady if you knew how bad I've already screwed up your future.

Mr. President, thanks to you and your party, I have this cool job and in 65 to 70 years, I'll be able to retire!

I'll have the "Star-Struck-Moonbat Latte" with sprinkles.

Mr. President, can Joe come out to play?

That'll be one trillion dollars, sir. Better start printing."

Oh goody, a teleprompter with what I'd like already written on it…

Well, we're non-union, sir, so we really don't have to genuflect…

Yes I really want all that stuff, you don't see Michelle do you?

Under my healthcare plan, you'll only be able to sell broccoli, tofu, and spam.

If you play your cards right kids, you can be president and destroy America even more than I have. And nobody will even notice!!

I would like a helping of failed economic policies, a heaping dollop of government regulation, two generous plates of taxpayer-funded vacations, and a large-sized cup of bullsh*t to go.

Don't lose this job, kids…with what we're doing to the economy, this is probably the best one you'll ever get!

So this is what working people look like.

Do I want half and half? In my slurpy? Oh, wait a minute…good one!

Do you accept VISA signed with an auto-pen?

I'll have 40 more years of 9% plus unemployment, a further reduction in our credit rating, a bankrupting of Social Security and Medicare, and 90% of your total future earnings. To Go. And hurry, I need to have it spent in 15 months.

Do fries come with that?

I'd like to order a clue!

Thought bubble from 4 Americans: Damn!…can't just change channels when he pops up in person.

You can thank me now for getting you these jobs

Can I order the economy or the country from here?

She bet a dollar she could make the same stupid grin.

My underwear is too tight!

"I'm sorry, but we're now owned by the Chinese. Would you care for some Kung Pao Chicken instead?"

That No Smoking sign is a joke, right?

Just add that to my tab.

You're my favorite actor, Denzel!!

That No Smoking sign is a joke, right?

No, Mr. President, but you are.

"Sorry sir, no honor, no integrity, no service."

Do you have any gold?

Just order already! Lady Gaga is behind you and you're blocking the view.

Cigarettes? Helloooo! This is an A&W!

Cigarettes? Sure – let's see some ID.

Maxine Waters was just here and ordered a big bowl of 'hate and stupidity'. Might I suggest a large plate of 'capitalism and liberty'?

"Today's special is "Sanity and Logic". Might I suggest a double helping?"

Gimmeee 25 of everything; the rich guy behind me will pay for it.

Dude, this guy is high as a kite! Somebody go find some Cheetos so we can get him out of here!