Don't worry. I'll pardon you.
Biden: Seeing that the gas station's still 12 miles away…
Obama: If you sing "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" again, I swear I'll make you listen to my next speech.
We can't walk to far on the left side of the road, we must appear we are walking toward the center.
Just keep walkin' fellas!
The Road to Perdition
None of this would have happened if I were President!
Hey Joe! What are you doing with that hand?
Frick-n-frat take a walk
..oh yeah, and Jill asked me to get Michelle's recipe for chitlins from you..
Do you ever wonder if public school education failure caused by the teachers' unions might ever come back and bite us in the butt?
Let me explain once again the proper way to dump the economy
That's what I'm trying to tell you, you don't need Congress or the Supreme Court anymore, your it baby
No no, Who's on first, when's on 3rd, I don't know is on 2nd…..
You know you gotta stop locking the keys in the limo
As they play 20 questions on their walk, Biden discovers that Obama's answer to every question is "government."
November 2012, when America screams TAKE A HIKE.
How they learned to pick your pockets.
HOW much further to the Wizard??!!
I don't know how the Chinese got the deed to the White House!
Unnhh that's it Joe, just a little faster.
…one step forward, I'll swing you around, then we'll do-se-do…
Barry, you should have spent more when you had the chance. The economy isn't dead yet. Hugo says…
If you keep me on the ticket I swear I won't screw up anymore!
Non-American Sh!theads Can't Ambulate to the Right (NASCAR – all left turns).
"You Have the Right To Remain Silent"
…and after the hand cuffs they'll walk you past the press, then tell you to watch your head when you get into the van.
Basically that's a perp walk.
"Can I borrow $5.00 until payday?"
No, sir. It's the ECONOMY. The wealth and resources of a region or country. Screw it. We'll talk about later.
No, not comedy…..the economy.
That's what everyone's pissed about.
Unless you move to the middle, cars from the left and right will nail you… get it?
Watch the sand trap on the 10th hole.
No Joe, I don't care how many times you ask me, I'm not going to sing Itsy Bitsy Spider for you again.
Don't worry…After 2012 you can come live with me in Delaware. We need a full time groundskeeper.
Joe, the American peope said that I and my family have to leave. But the dog can stay.
Oh Barry! Tell me about the rabbits again.
Get away from microphones and tv's for a while…I was going to say the same thing to you!
ok Boss, Who are we going to blame this time for the mess you put us in?
Dont go away man, just go away
Dont go away mad, just go away
Joe, hands off my stimulus package in public.
Look, I told you Barry, first you destroy capitalism, THEN you erect a statue to yourself.
Don't worry Mr. President, I only go "rear entry" on the American public.
Boss, how long do you think it will take for us to escape across the border?
Strolling together, happily ever iftar
Not as easy as that black guy in "24″ made it look, is it!?
Joe think. Where were you when you lost the nuclear football? It's the last time I'm gonna let you play with it.
"So, Barack, that's why you should never try to chip from the edge of the green."
"How was I to know there aren't any electric car charging stations yet?"
Behind the Scenes: A strategy session with the top two executives of General Motors
Don't worry Barack, I know a place behind those trees where Michelle can't find you.
Perry's in. Run, boys, run!
Don't fret, Barry! Maybe they could use us in Libya.
The President and Vice President show their best sides to the camera.
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