What does chloroform smell like? I'm feeling sleepy

Perhaps if I sell this handkerchief on eBay we can pay back the debt?

They're playing my tune again: All Hand Ker Chief!

Reaction to the news of Bin Laden's death…

It's not fair, I inherited it from the previous administration!

Kidnapping myself FAIL!

Man Oh Man, I can't believe they believe this Bullsh*t

Me, American?, Ha Ha Ha Ha

How'd they get that shaving cream pie in here?

I'm going to need more hankies to get all of this egg off my face

Tears! Tears will show that I "actually" care about the American economy!

Please! Don't show me any more poll numbers!

Whew, who would have thought screwing the country, although more rewarding, is harder work than screwing Michelle.

Aaaahhhh, ether!

Pinocchiobama tries to hide his nose

"Michelle, they're calling me names again!"

That's right! You SHOULD have a hard time looking Americans in the eye

Those captioneers on lmaobama are so mean!

Let's see, what was that smooth move Bill did at Brown's funeral?

SAD…YET COMMIE-CAL

Does it look like I'm cryin?

Hey stop throwing rotten fruit at me.

Obama wipes his ass.

Whew! This down grade is killing me. Almost lost my tee time.

Can't let them see me sweat

Squirted right in my eye. That proves I got a pair!

THAT was a money shot?

Seriously commie-cal

Obama learns that today's golf game is delayed 15 minutes due to weather.

Speaking with Joe in the Oval Office: "Oh my god Joe, you were right, I can't believe their falling for the same old Shit again"

Okay Mr President, you're supposed to duck when they throw a shoe.

Madoff's right… Spending like crazy IS hard work!

Whew telling the truth make me sweat too much

Bert & Ernie aren't gay, right Michelle?

It's okay, only the left side of my body is functional.

When I told John Boener that socialism beats getting poked in the eye with a stick, he said, "Let's see."

Carnac the Magnificent tells the future this way and at this point what do I have to lose?

Christ! I'm sweatin' like a nigga!

Man! This workin' shit is HARD!

Yep, completely blind to the right.

Sweating like a Muslim on the Navy seals 10 ten list…

Bill sent me Monica's panties for my birthday

Nov. 6th, 2012: finally sinks in what the people are saying.

I wonder if "Peek a boo, I can't see you" will work on those Tea Party radicals.

I bet Chavez doesn't have to put up with opposing viewpoints like this.

"We're still solvent! How much more spending do I have to do?!"

Congress just voted against bringing "Barney" back…I miss that little purple guy!!

Uh oh. Here comes Texas.

Obama tries out his new "hankieprompter"

Pink Eye.

I swear it was Bush's fault. Please, please don't blame me…

Why do I always have to sit across the table from Barney Frank?

Barack prepares his white flag of surrender.

OMG: Moo-Chelle without any clothes!

I WANT MY MOMMY!

Damn, that Bidden can rip some beer farts!