The new gang sign for the Dems…"Black Unicorn Power"…

Taking a break from all that vacationing.

Ah, Great Carnack, don't fail me now!

Look! I match the chair . . .

I don't understand …
The debt ceiling is up …
I'm going to keep spending whatever I want …
Why was our credit rating downgraded ???

Obama ponders securing his Vanity Fair Best Dressed status with Commie Camo.

With the debt ceiling crisis behind him, Obama ponders securing his status on Vanity Fair's Best Dressed list.

Finally, an achievement I've actually earned…50 years old!

Does this pose make me look like I know what I'm doing?

Frankly, my dear Americans. I don't give a damn.

Strategic Political Steps for Success

1. Hold Social Security recipients hostage
2. Blame Tea Party for holding me hostage
3. Raise Debt ceiling
4. Profit

Damn, why didnt I think of this before!

Even when masturbating he gets it wrong

A few more years with the teachers' unions and ACLU… ensuring failure in public schools, indoctrinating one-world mentality, environmentalism, no prayer, PC, re-writing American history, drop-outs going on welfare or to prison, illegal aliens rights…and my job is done here.

I need to stop going to those Beer Summits…

Bill sure was right about you, Monica.

Almost there.. extend the thumb, now extend the index finger..

No, Michelle, I told you I've got a migraine.

Shit the entire country knows I'm a communist fraud….now what do I do?????

I hope S&P don't rate my presidency.

Ooh My–…Self. We live in a mansion and she STILL wears the curtains.

This would all be so much easier if everyone else hated America too.

The president suddenly realizes that even Carter kept our AAA rating.

I wonder when they will realize I don't have a clue what I'm doing.

What can I blame Bush for today?

OUCH, next time, Paper

Obama considers the irony of a black man enslaving the free less than 150 years after a white man freed the enslaved.

Obama practicing the new salute.

Heil Obama!

Pelosi, Reid, Clinton DAMN! Why did I pick Biden?

I'll establish this as the new military salute. The crotch one didn't work out. Changing to a left hand suits my party too.

REAGAN this…REAGAN that …some days I think my head will split if I hear that name one more time

REAGAN this…REAGAN that…will those tea party terrorists *never* get tired of talking about him?

Who haven't I apologized to?

I guess Joe Biden thinks he's pretty funny with his super glue pranks!

"I have a dream…they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." UH-OH.

As long as they vote based on the color of my skin instead of the content of my character, I'll have it made!

Dammit! Who let the cameras into Joe's speach today?

Super Dork!

Channeling the deceased voters who voted from their graves in his previous election with the help of ACORN of course.

"OONGA DABI BABI BOO, come back Dead Voters, I need you again in 2012″

How in the world can I shut down LMAObama.com?

I can count on the crackhead votes, but they're so unreliable about coming out of their stupors. I can send limos for them. Yeah, that's it.

So many things to control. What's a dictator to do?

Why isn't the system not sinking faster!!

Oh Woe is ME..The pains of thinking how else to ruin America.

I am lost without a phone in my hand. Who can I call?

Only a comment….. I could not resist. I noticed that in a lot of pictures, he is on the phone. A LOT! I bet he would be lost without it.

What would Chavez do

Holy crap this job is hard!

Constitution this, Constitution that, when will these American people go back to the stupor that got me elected?

I've got it! We can put Black Panthers at all of the polls. Erik and the DOJ let it slide last time so I know it will work! I'm good for 4 more!!

This is one of my favorite poses…looking casually handsome, yet deep in thought…

Oh ahla, I gotta fart so bad but I'm afraid I will mess myself if I do, where's that damn biden at, I'll get him over here and then let it rip that way I can blame him for the stench

this is my JCPenney modeling pose

If politics worked like blind man's bluff…

Why didn't I take the BLUE pill ! ! !

Those damn tea partiers

When I want to bully Congress, I give them my serious dictator look.

Obama gives himself a fistpump

To pee or not to pee . . .

Oh boy…how do I tell Michelle no more vacations until after the election?

Oh no, I could have had a V-8

Whoo! I'm so magnificent, sometimes I make myself dizzy.

Obama with fist on forehead.

"I am so stupid, stupid, stupid. He did it again! That Boehner dude is a dirty double crosser."

A psychopath posing for his imaginary monument.