"Someone open the window for Joe so he can go out and talk to the birds"

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's our jobs going up in flames!

Squirrel!

Umm… Mr. President, would it interest you to know that there's a crowd with pitchforks and torches approaching the White House?

I told him to stand in the corner and not talk.

Michelle can you look at the window, is Joe exposing himself again?

Honey I gotta go, Joe wants outside again

No I'm not kidding, Joe is looking at a job right now

Joe, once again that's a window not a door!!

Hello, can you send a cleaning crew up, need the windows cleaned again

Hello, Secret Service, can you move that bus of young school girls out of Biden's view.

He's at the window now, take your shot

Yfs…Joe was naughty again, so I made him put his nose in a circle on the window.

Looks like I really did it this time. The Joe says the villagers are coming up the drive with pitchforks and torches!

Yes, the third window from the left is not bulletproof. Fire!

Bill, tell me again how that Vince Foster thing works.

Can you call me back? Joe's drawing faces with his tongue on the window again.

yea, stop the ice cream truck, Joe heard the music.

Get those squirrels trapped and moved NOW! I need Joe to do some work today.

calling the "home" to arrange for a pick-up

"Yes, I'd like to speak to someone who can cure chronic masterbation…"

Custodians? Yeah, Joe is taking a whiz out the window again, but someone shut the window. Please come quick. It's ruining my prayer rug.

Nancy, thank you for the red curtains, they go well with my political theme. Joe is just giddy with excitement.

Just hold on, we're almost done destroying the country.

No…The press can not speak with Joe, no one has seen him.

Somebody please tell Joe the window isn't open, he's pissing on the carpet again.

He won't listen to me. He keeps saying he's president of the Cracked Head Club.

Asshole (arrow to obama) Asinine (arrow to biden)

Hello Secret Service
Yeah come get Biden out of my office
He's doing that lame Kennedy impression again!

Joe thinks he is Bo, runs to the window or door when he needs to P

Indoctrination is a piece-a-cake. Would you believe even Joe here has fallen for the Global Hoax, uh, Warming?

Obama saying: No lie, his middle name's Robinette.
Biden thinking: Up yours, Hussein.

Stop your whining, Bill. At least Al helped out with the Global Warming Hoax. Look what I got stuck with…oops!…call you back later.

Security? Joe just spotted some terrorists. He's flashing them but they don't scare. No, they don't have guns. They have signs and they want their taxes reduced.

ooo! Barry! Barry! It's the Ice Cream Man! I know, hehehe, You get VANILLA this time and *I'll* get chocolate! hehe, hehehe.

Will SOMEbody tell Biden the window isn't open? He's pissing on the carpet again.

Yes the curtains are the right color but Joe is throwing a tantrum because there is no Hammer and Sickle.

Yeah, Michelle, in case someone tried to shoot me through the window, I told him to stand there.

Hey, boss. Come to the window. A guy is holding a sign that reads, "You can pry my 401(k) from my cold dead fingers"

No, Michelle, I can't make him use a bronzer before appearing on TV with me.

Security? Yeah, he is back, doing it again and he is creeping me out.

Joe: Barack, there's a UFO outside!

Obama: Michelle, tell our kids to stop throwing the frisbee, it's scaring Joe again.

Hello, Psychiatrist's Office? Joe is at it again!

Servants?! Come on, Jimmy, modern-day Democrats treat the Secret Service guys like dogs. Ask Hillary if you don't believe me.

Yes, Secret Service? Jimmy Carter is roaming the grounds naked, and Joe can't seem to stop watching.

Dazed and Confuzed

No, I don't see anybody at that phone booth. Why, Barry?

Hello Office Depot? I have the financial ledgers here. Looks like we're going to need some more red ink. A LOT MORE!

When is my telephone teleprompter going to arrive, so I don't have to keep Joe around all the time?

"Barry! Come look, Pelosi is clipping roses from the garden & from here I can see down her blouse".

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking when I picked the window licker.

yeah, I need you to send over an intern. Joe can't remember where his office is again.

I'm sorry, Sasha, Joe can't come out and play with you and Malia today.

Blackman & Robinette

Quit sticking your tongue on the window Ralphie Joe, it only works in winter time