Obama pretending to think

How can i squeeze 4 more years out of this turnip?

This will prove to them I haven't been sitting around with my finger in my ass.

War in the Middle East, a huge American debt problem, my reelection after breaking all those promises . . .
I guess I'll have a Diet Coke.

Damn! What AM I going to do with another $2 Trillion anyway?

I need another crisis so I can suspend the constitution..

Somehow I've got to spin the smell I left in the bathroom & make it Bush's fault

Hmmm, where do I want to golf today?

Hmmm…If I allow the illegals to vote I'm sure to win

Ahhh….King Obama. Yes I think I like the sound of that,

Just 20 more minutes of ripping off Lincoln and people will think I'm good

If I had a pug nose, I wouldn't have to tilt my head back to look down my nose at people.

Hmmm… Now what would a REAL President do????

Hmmm….What would Mao do?

Why did I promise "transparency"? Now there are millions of people who see through me!

I liked this show a lot better when Simon was on it.

damn, missed that nostril again…..

Where the hell is that third nostril?

I wonder if I can get my old job back…wait, I didn't have one!

Let's see…. what rights can I take away today?

Well, I guess I blamed Bush enough for awhile. I wonder what Glenn Beck is doing these days.

Those idiots finally have a debt deal. Why does it have the same feeling to me as terrible sex?

I wonder if Clinton smelled his finger in this very chair?

Joe, stop talking about our plan to rescind the Constitution.

You know, MSNBC is right – I really am the greatest!

Sitting for his Presidential painting, "Portrait of a Fool"

I think we need some black lights in here.

Many of my subjects still seem to think they're entitled to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness….must squash that!

We hold these truths to be self-evident…endowed by Me with certain illegal aliens' Rights…

I am so damned magnificent, even I can't stand me.

Hmmm…What excuse will I use this year for wearing no jewelry during Ramadan?

(To revise a previous submission, which didn't seem to be what I wanted to say:) I finally have a debt deal with Congress. Why do I feel like I just had terrible sex?

Hmmmm, who can I screw over today?

Hmmmm a prayer tower thats it.

$
10 BUCKS SAYS HE EATS IT!

Michelle said this makes me look more distinguished.

Hmm, what can I destroy next?

My fellow Americans, shush!

Without Joe here, I must take care of this task by myself. Hope I pick a winner.

Focusing like a laser on my job.

…mark calendar to call Charlie and Claire on April 15…remind them to pay their taxes…

(http://conservativedailynews.com/2011/04/reminder-tax-day-is-tomorrow-a-trip-down-memory-lane/)

OK, I got the U.S. debt-ceiling raised for Ramadan on August 1 … maybe I can get a U.S. debt downgrade by Al Hijra on November 26, 2011 …

So much to spend, so little time …

He nose it all!

NOSE-IT-ALL

Hmmm, even though there's a debt-ceiling, there ain't no limit to printing money …

Hmmm, I wonder how fast Geithner can print up money?

Like Michelle said, fortunately we have help from the media. That reminds me, Al Sharpton needs to dial it up a few notches over at NBC.

Hmm … what's a good euphemism for "taxes"? "Revenues" might fool them …

I've got to find a way to kill Free Speech.

How do I shut down that pesky website, lmaobama.com?

Turn off the camera…I've GOT to pick one…NOW!

I will practice holding my mouth closed after breakfast every morning – I will practice . . .

Anyone else tired of looking up his nose?

President Nostrildamus

What will I do when I'm King, what will I do?

Not another word Biden

Waiting for the teleprompter to start working

(sniff sniff) Hmmmm, who needs a cigar?

MMMM … ding dongs.

Hmm. What industry should I destroy next?

What would Jimmy do?

Hmmm… Kruschev said "we will bury you". Russia can't even do THAT without my help.

The web site sharia4america.com had instructions for taking down the Statue of Liberty. I think I will ask them how long it will take.

I wonder if I can take those new Texas jobs away by replacing Rick Perry with a muslim.

Lessee. Where haven't I been on my vacation this year? No, been there. Maybe…. no. (An hour later) How about….Damn! Been there too.

Obama thinking about the minature dishes he ordered to make himself appear larger than life