Thank you, but we really don't need a chalkboard, dear, and please just send the money saved on the cost of the photo op next time.

Dearie, Please tell you husband that we already give free healthcare to those who cant afford it.

No, dear, the cross stays.

I'm sorry, we don't have the room to take 300 million more patients to help Obamacare become viable.

Are you ready to renounce your sins?

Oh, I am sorry. I thought you were here for an exorcism.

Call us if the demons return.

You smell like …. French Fries

Kiss my ass…

You will see that the National Day of Prayer is restored, dearie, or we have orders to lock you in the closet until you do.

I was at your husband's birth during a mission trip to Kenya.

Hello dearie, didn't I see you working at the intersection downtown last week?

Mrs. Obama greeting her bandaid applying staff

I didn't wash my hands.

Dearie:

I don't care who you are…you are not getting my french fries and cheese burger!

I had him before you…..

By the time my husband is done, everybody will have to dress in white uniforms

Let go of my hands or I'll ask the ghost of Mother Theresa to haunt you.

Mrs. Obama, your blood work test results came back,we need to talk!

Yes dear, your ass does look big in that dress.

You racist Muslims don't belong in the White House, dear

No offense but your even uglier in person Mrs. Obama.

Dear..as a Christian woman I need to be honest with you. Your breath smells like Poo..Let me get you some Scope.

I'm Mother Superior & you're nothing more than a woman who's husband is attempting to replace my boss. God.

Your husband is not who he says he is..he was born to a Jackal. Look for the '666′ markings on his golf balls.

Time to trim those nose hairs, dear

Carrying on the tradition, Mrs. Obama bows

I know more about economics that your husband, dearie

A lady doesn't shake like that dear. No, I didn't mean your butt, although you might consider some spanx.

Do you understand that you're married to a pinko commie bastard?

Move on Bitch

Okay, Mrs. Obama, that settles it. Best 2 out of 3, and the loser drives to Burger Queen.

(December 2012) Mrs. Obama, we're here to heal this country. Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.

Mother Theresa? Oh she died?! Well, umm, could you treat 50 million more patients for me? Money? The rich will pay up eventually, or we'll show up with guns at their door.

We can wash you and the girls's feet at 2 this afternoon.

(Nurse):"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Mrs. Obama, heve you seen my twin Dingo?

I just pooed my pants a little.

If you ever kiss me again bitch,I'll rip your face off.

May I make a statement, Mrs. Obama?
- Go ahead!
Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.

Tell the President that I'll be unemployed in 6 months thanks to Obamacare.

There are not enough 'Our Fathers" or "Hail Mary's" that will get you and your husband out of this mess.

No, you can't have my last fry!

Your husbands lies to the American people are bigger than your butt, and that says alot

Is that with tongue or not.

Say, Dearie, when's your sweetie going to make the one-year Obamacare waivers for union members permanent?

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm really not proud of my country, Mrs. Obama.

I don't suppose I can get an exemption from the Obamacare death panel process?

Say, Dearie, instead of trying to get everyone else to live healthy, why don't you fix your husband's unhealthy lifestyle first?

Just between us, Dearie, how much did you spend on that Kobe beef?

For the cost of that dress we can run this place for a year.

Just why do you straighten your hair? Afro not good enough for ya?

We're here for you if you need another birth certificate.

Show me the dough, and I'll tell them I was present at his birth.