Out of All the speaches I gave her, I think this is the best!
Can you tell if I'm using a teleprompter???
From Family Affair to Fascist Affair…in 40 years or less.
Still flummoxed by their invitation having been lost by the USPS, the Royal Family admires Kate's dress.
FAMILY AROUND COFFEE TABLE
Get this stuff cleared away and bring in the "foot washer" and rugs so we can get this prayer meeting underway.
(in thought bubble from His Highness):
I must censor Fox News no later than the GOP Convention.
(in second thought bubble from His Highness):
Call Soros back first thing in the morning.
This is the only room in the White House with a cushioned table and where shoes are optional.
Damn, KFC is going out of business!
Can you believe we didn't get a single "Jeopardy" question right?
See America, we can no longer afford shoes either!
(Dateline November 6, 2012) Those are some pretty low election returns…can't you just pass a law so we don't get evicted in January?
What'ya think of the Pilot guys? I think we can give 'The Osbournes' a run for their money!
Chicago Bulls at halftime
First family watching Fox News
How many times do we have to watch the 08 election results ? He wins everytime !
Remake of the Jeffersons with updated modern Muslim family…
The Obamas buy a vowel.
This is not a caption, but it looks like the dainty and gracious Michelle must wear like size 13 and a half shoes.
Now watch and listen kids,This movie is called ROOT'S. If anyone asks you a question about your family history, tell them you are not Muslim!
Proof that M.O. is actually a hobbit.
WOW…is that where you were REALLY born?
Sasha & Malia, just pose until the photographer leaves. I have 4 large pizzas waiting for us in the other room…for now eat your veggies
Watching patriots come out of the woodwork, as was actually mentioned on the news.
psssssst Daaaaaaaaad? When do these people with cameras finally leave? This is embarrassing.
The Obamas watch their version of Big Brother.
The "contestants" don't know they're being watched.
The Obamas enjoy the first night of the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) broadcast. Dey be Lovin it, yo!
(knock knock) Mr. president, the American people are outside. They have torches and pitch forks.
Typical Weekday Morning @ the White House
thoughts, l. to r.:
-Grethen must be on vacation.
Wish we could staycation just once.
-Brian Kilmeade is SO CUTE!
-No more Beck and his damned red phone.
At least Soros only calls 10 times a day now.
BBQ ribs…cheesecake…potato salad…
typo above…make that GRETCHEN. sorry
As soon as the telepromter's fixed, we can pray.
and this is where we'll be taking our next vacation.
Who is the father, only DNA has the answer.
Darn commercials. I really wish this Mao marathon weekend was commercial free.
Quite everyone…Jersey Shore is on and you know I need some “intelligent” material for my speech tomorrow
"Are we watching Dumbo?" -Obama "Nope it is your state of the union speech, but you are right…it is like a circus and if the ears fit…" -Michelle
Archie Bunker ain't gonna like this, "We're movin' on up"!
Daddy, we've watched the dancing with Chairman Mao 6 days in a row. Can we see some more of the Chavez Patriots Parade?
Holy Shit I Have Big Ears…… lol
Movin' on up, to the East Side.
To a de-luxe apartment in the sky.
Movin' on up, to the East Side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Election night at the Obama's household, watching his numbers slide and facing his unemployment
Daddy, What is a DNA test, and when do we have ours?
Now watch how Moe boxes Curly's ears. That's what I do to Joe.
It appears that the people aren't buying that lie either.
Daddy, having you and mom is like having Dora the Explorer's parents. We get to go everywhere in the whole world, and the people pay for it.
Girls, pay attention. If you learn to speak well you can have a TV like this too.
"If your favorite sofa is ready for the trash, don't buy a new one with your hard earned cash. Save yourself with FURNITURE FIX. It's a quick fix for old sagging sofas or extra large First Ladies. The difference will amaze you. It can be impossible to get off the couch after this. Just place FURNITURE FIX under the sofa cushions and you'll never know she ever at there."
With the order given, the 1st family watches the killing of America live.
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