Who am I and where am I…..and who is this fool who just keeps rambling on and on. I gotta pee.

This is the last time I'm warning you. No more sneaking into the girls' bathrooms.

Take, for example, this bozo… Really, take him.

Hey stupid ass…would you quit shouting out "I'M THE VICE PRESIDENT DAMMIT"! every 5 minutes.

Hey Joe! Have you got your big boy panties on today?

Now Joe, if we move our position a ton to the right, we'd almost be centered.

My job is to be the king. Your job is to do what I tell you to do, and stop saying stupid stuff!

It is so tempting to just take your head and squeeze it.

Joe, it's NOTHING to be ashamed about. It's perfectly natural. Next time, just do it in your bedroom, not Michelle's bathroom…

Now once we set aside that constitution thingy and I am emperor, I'll let you ride your bike in the empty halls of congress. We don't need those guys anyway.

Damed if you don't make me look smart

One more ridiculous quote…. and you're under the bus!

Could you sit up and pretend you're awake!

I gotta hand it to you Joe, I didn't think you could hold your breath for 5 minutes. Joe?…Joe?…JOE???

Yes, Joe. We know you're an excellent driver.

We got away with this buffoon on my ticket in 2008. Can we possibly do that twice?

Move my footstool just this much, my leg's getting a cramp.

Joe, Michele's ass is about this big

Man, I could be watching Dancing With The Stars right now…

forgive me father for I have spoken…again

Is the government gonna have to buy you yet another hearing aid??

Damned if you don't almost make me look smart.

What a waste of space.

Look, if you want a "Seal of the Vice President of the United States" thingy over your chair, you should just ask.

Joe..have an open mind & at least give the Teleprompter a try! It will make you sound articulate like it does me. Unless you cannot read of course……
(LMAO Admin: feel free to shorten this if too long)

You know Joe, before I came along, the biggest prick in the USA was only this big.

If it is not Bush's fault, It has to be his!

And here- here is THE reason why I'm considered smooth when I speak.

Here is a PRIME example of a LIBTARD, the GAFFE MASTER himself!

I understand your embarrassment Joe..but just because it's called a 'Glory Hole' doesn't make you Patriotic by bragging about using one.

See? Joe, here, is as easily entranced by my hypnotic powers as other mindless Americans.

Now take him….and I mean TAKE him!

Joe…if I want anymore shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head!

I know you have to spit but save it for the American people.

Joe, don't do it! You must quit stopping at those mexican joints!

I have to double my dose of Prozac today.

I made a putt into the cup this far

I don't know but sometimes I just wanna reach over their and slap ya

Now watch what happens when I slap my hands, watch him jump

Joe,would you please turn off SpongeBob for a second?

Here let me help you under the desk. You're not as big as Monica and she was a frequent occupant back in the day…

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE BRING JOE HIS MEDICATION BEFORE WE CONTINUE.

He's trying to turn water into wine again. Try not to look.

(under Joe): VICE IMAM
(under Barry): IMAM

This guy sitting next to me has to be the dumbest man in the Administration,
after me.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…

Hey, hey, over here, I'm over here

and then we have this jackass

Groucho and Harpo
The Marxist Brothers

I leave you in charge for 5 minutes…

ummm who is actually saying the caption in this picture?