wait a minute! The Prez did NOT storm out of the Debt meeting because he was having a nicotine fit

Do you lapdogs really think your going to get an honest answer from this administration?

Hold it… Would someone poke Helen Thomas and make sure she's still alive.

I solemnly swear to protect the interests of the (current) President of the United States, his fundraisers, handlers, and allies in the Senate, House, Big Labor, and Hollywood, and to deceive, confuse, and misinform the American public with every press conference, statement, spin, explanation, and Op-Ed piece, and to mischaracterize every statement, position, and claim of the political opponents of the President. So help me, Obamessiah.

In this case, I've had enough, so please, SHOOT THE MESSENGER!!

Don't be ridiculous! There is no such thing as Obsessive Compulsive Government Control Disease!

Wait a minute here, anwering question is the last thing we need at a press conference.

I pledge alligence to the, uh, I forget the rest.

Ok…We all know what we're here for. You ask your rambling 5 minute questions and I'll stand here and pretend I'm answereing them.

Honest! That's the answer he told me to give you!

Hold on..before we proceed, under your chairs you will find a list of questions approved by the Administration.

Before we begin, everyone give a warm welcome to Jon Stewart who has taken the seat held by Fox News Correspondences.

All journalists needing a donation envelope for 'Obama 2012′, please raise your hand. Make more history by helping my boss raise 1 billion dollars for his campaign.

Congress is going to work around the clock til they're sure nothing will get done.

Raise your hand if you want some Obama change. I have plenty of those new quarters here.

Bob, I have already answered that question this many times!

Whoa! Wait a minute. Obama likes the biased media.

I swear, he said, "Congress needs to act like adults" right before he stormed out saying, "I'm taking my ball and bat and going home."

Hey! I didn't say the media is biased… even though it is.

Whoa, I said no difficult questions today, who let the 3rd graders in ?

I can honestly tell you I am full of bullshit.

Yes I understand my Miranda rights but this administration rejects them, so sue me.

uh, The stimulus package, uh ,prevent, uh, a staggering economy, uh, uh, future growth, uh, help drive, uh, the overall economy and, uh, there was a crisis, uh, and, uh, this president ,uh, by leading, uh, and we believe it worked!

"Don't shoot me. I'm just the piano player in this whorehouse."

"I pledge allegiance to Obama and the forged B. C. in America. And to job killing regulations for which he stands. One nation under Obama, divisible, with no liberty or justice for all"

My I.Q.?