As Obama quits knocking he looks through the peephole to see if anyone's home and then remembers.. he's already inside.
No, no, no, Joe…..you won't be able to see me from that side of the door.
I can see your social security going out the window.
Talking to Harry Reid.
Damn! It's Barney again. He's got the jungle fever bad…
Let me make sure that the American people are not waiting with pitchforks for me on the other side.
Hey look at this, I can fit the economy in this tiny hole.
Now I get to see what Michelle looks like with her cloths off.
Michelle and Nancy, OMG, you naughty girls………………..
I've heard about this place they call "the real world". Scary out there……
Replacing the window with a door and peephole was a great idea! It helps me keep my myopic view of the world without accidentally seeing the American public!
Dateline January 2013: "It's me again, ex-President Obama. I left my Blackberry in the White House! Can I just come in to get it? Please!"
Mine's bigger than yours!
I knew I had a bigger penis than Hilary
Dammit Joe, I can see you in there with your feet up on my desk…now open the door!
Monica, are you home? It's Barack. Wanna borrow my desk?
OH MY GOD…it's a land shark!
Wait, did I give those Navy SEALs the wrong address?
These peep holes Clinton put in are the bomb!
I know you're in there…come out with your tax money and nobody gets sued!
I wish they would hurry up with those 'debt talks', I need to get my suitcase!
The recovery looks bigger if you look at it through this!
Looking at Netanyahu, left waiting: "The world waited for me. That pompous fool has to wait for me….. I'm in charge of world events …"
C'mon Michelle…I promise I'll eat some veggies TOO…!?
as Erin Andrews preps for her interview with the President…..
Quiet, its those recession folks again. Ignore them and they'll go away.
What's the password? You're right, it IS Praise Allah!!!
That better not be Bush coming back to fix the economy!
This inconspicuous peep hole into the Lincoln bedroom was the best idea I've had since running for President in order to golf at will off the backs of 300 million suckers!
hmmm..I thought Trumpka was hot but Weiner takes the cake!
Sorry I cannot come to the door to answer a real question.
Ahhh, I see my 24K gold throne is coming along nicely.
Why are all those old folks yelling they want their Social Security contributions back?
Get the door Bill, Barry's here with our pizza…….great to see him working again.
Michelle was right. Pelosi does NOT look any better through here.
Hey,Jimmy! It's me,Barry. Could I borrow your "Malaise" speech again?
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