My Bullshit is only up this far. I have a lot more where that came from!

You must be this tall before I'll screw you too!

Some people say we are drowning in debt. But the water is only up to here…

The teleprompter is leaning too much to the right.

That's right..Michelle had a stack of pancakes this high just the other day……next question.

I've had it up to here with America so help me change it!

Hope and change is this much bull shit. Need I say more?

Uh. George Bush only comes up to here on me.

I was this close to accomplishing something in life for someone else besides myself.

This economy is singing! Do re fa la mi ta… something.

Your hip waders need to be this tall to listen to my speeches.

We like to role play. Michelle was Monica & I was Bill. I placed my hand on her head & the rest is history. Next question.

I KNOW THE VOTERS ARE UP TO HERE ON TAXES BUT I RUN THIS COUNTRY..

TAXES ARE NOT THIS HIGH..IT MAY JUST SEEM LIKE IT..

Then I landed a karate chop to Joe's neck. That's why you haven't heard from him for a while.

pull that top down a little farther…that's right…oooh baby!

The economy start at this level, then we stimulate it, and it goes down, down, down. Then we can get more people dependent on the government, and the rest is history. So long GOP.

My illegal hoe is about this tall

"I've had it up to HERE with Capitalism!"

People say I'm never specific…
but I say I'm willing to cut spending by THIS much.

I've had it up to here with these difficult questions, get these "Are you smarter than a 5th grader kids out of here!"

I've only screwed the country this much, I still have more to do.

I will veto every bill that isn't at least this tall.

I am a head above ALL other presidents. Yessiree.

As far as the death panels go….Here we execute. Let Buddha sort them out!

I'm not a president, But I play one on TV

That's right. I signed an Executive Order to raise these microphones to here.

and for my next trick…I will stick my entire hand in my mouth!

I've had it up to HERE with Anthony Weiner

This is how far my head is up my ass

No No No. I'm black from here down.

“I will not cave in! I’m willing to burn $100 bills stacked this high… every minute…… for as long as it takes….to keep the corporate jets from crashing into nursing homes, mental instutions, schools…. “

I was just this tall when when I learned all my best marxist ways!

Only this much more debt, I promise.

This is about the lowest I've bowed thus far.

I've been out to screw Americans since I was THIS high.

Let me be specific about this. I'm better than "W" cause he's only this tall.

Get this- my huge pen is right up to my shoulder.

The National Debt is only this high. Stick with me and I'll have it way over our heads in no time.

Now……If we put a cap on the rights of legal citizens of these United States the rest of us can achieve prosperity.

……….And the Islamic cobra….

Your share of the debt is now this high.

I need to get these microphones raised to here. Has anyone seen my microphone czar?

Let me be clear. Americans are only about up to here with my bullsh*t and incompetence.

I really don't know anything about being President, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I've had it up to here with you Americans !

Osama Bin Laden Was This Tall!! lol