And then I said, "Bill, if you had half the balls or brains of Hillary…"

Oh Lordy, when I saw Michelle in that red and black dress on election night…

…and the union members think we actually give a shit….

Do you think I will be reelected

The Chinese are calling us "Oh-bomb-us"…

Think about it. Would you rather have a President Ray-Gun, or a President Oh-Bomb-Us?

We fooled em again

After all this they still think us democrats love our country

And some of these idiots actually think obamacare is real health care.

Tell Geitner to get his hand off my bum!

I just barely got a hold of it-it's small!!….now what???

Sycophant much?

Call the Oscars:
Longest streak of sycophantic laughter in a non-supporting role.

you're laughing now bitch but just wait till you try and go back to white men. oh wait, i forgot.

I'm supposed to lead, idiot!

I said "wanna work for me for another term?" What's so funny ?

Hillary to Obama: And they truly believed I was against you in the debates!!!

I won't even have to get re-elected… we'll finish destroying the republic before then!

Come on! Barry. I don't even do that with Bill.

You really are half white. You're not very large at all.

Billary to Baraq – you don't know why they call you a "coconut"?

Whoa….Anybody have a breathmint?

And all these suckers are buying your "concern" for the country? This is too easy!

Dear Mr. President,

You do understand I was laughing AT you and not with you when this picture was taken.

You really are part IRISH!

Barack, you told Bill to do WHAT to himself? HAHAHAHA

What's so funny? I just asked you if you still love Bill?

A banana in your pocket? Oh B, now that IS funny…….

Come on Hillary. Bill did that with Monica so why can't we?

I'm going to win re-election. Seriously. Wanna stay on as Secretary of State?

Hillary, is that a cigar or your finger you just inserted in my arse?

I'm not wearing any panties either!

Barry, stop sharing those fantasies. Timmy and Rahm?

Can you believe these idiots actually think I love this country?

Bill's never done this to me. Keep going! Keep going!

YOU think I really look as good as Monica!!!

"OOOhhhhh…STOP TICKLING ELMO AAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

All those Wiener jokes I've been telling are just old Bush jokes that I changed the name in.

If all the people that voted for us were actually 1/2 as smart as they think they are, they never would have voted for either of us.

How funny, Hill, YOU shop the the Mens Store, and I buy my underwear at Victoria's Secret.

Isn't it cool that we can ALWAYS sucker the poor and illegals to vote for us even though we never actually DO anything for them at all?

Isn't this Gunrunner Scandal a hoot, Hillary? People actually think that you and I knew about it the whole time! Oh, wait…WE DID!!

Can you believe those dummies bought your entire line of bullshit

With the threat of withholding the social security checks I scared the crap out of the old farts again.. he he..Oh Lordy it's great to be an anti-American

Oh Barry is that your Blackberry or are you just happy to see me!

…yeah, Chris Matthews ACTUALLY SAID she was the best speaker of the last 50 years!!!

B: Where do you want me to stick it? H: Same place you stick it in the American people.

I told you there are a lot of useful idiots in this country.

Oh Barack, you really pulled this one off. All those stupid whities buying that "change" bull$hit you sold them. Holy freak, that is priceless. Oh, by the way, I can't wait to see your face when I beat your stupid a$$. Hold on to that smile, dummy. Tell Michelle to tone down all the African crap in the white house.

Dogs put their noses up each others asses to check each other out…. Democrats use their hands…..

Who farted?

Why would a guy who don't inhale EVEN have cigars?

What, Barack? You want your face to be the only one on Mount Rushmore?

No…really…that isn't a roll of lifesavers in my pocket!

That's quite a stimulas package you have there Mr. President.

You REALLY want to get Bill back?

I've never had a real job in my entire life