This ObamaYouth doesn't fit his suit right…needs more mentoring.

"So, you're ok with carrying all this debt yourself right?"

"Do you realize, son, in a couple of years I'll own all of you?"

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Oh shit, he has my real bithcertificate

I think I can beat this kid in a game of hoops

This is a Healthcare issue. If your dentist puts his finger here then get false teeth.

Wanna be my intern ?

"Ok, how much do I have to give you this time to tell me how to run this country?"

Hey kid, what are you gonna confess? I got nothin'.

Don't admit to anything. If they corner you, blame it on the previous kid.

DO you like the smell of locker rooms?

I've got access to cocain & hookers if you wanna stop by on the weekends…

Now you march right in there and tell Mr. Biden you're sorry for imitating my voice on the phone and making him think he's being indicted for stupidity.

Now you march right in there and tell Mr. Biden you're sorry for imitating my voice on the phone and demoting him to Foot-in-Mouth Czar.

Are you sure you know Photo Shop?

Just remember, about half way through the service they'll be sending a plate around that'll be full of money. The cash was put there by people who have too much and need to share the wealth, so just take what you want. It'll be good practice for those government handouts when you're older. If you play it right, you'll never have to work a real job a single day of your life – just like me.

Confess and repent your conservative ways, and I will grant you salvation.

Of course Casey Anthony was not guilty, the jury was made up of Florida voters.

Its ok you can stay here, I wasn't born in this country either and look at me

A little child shall lead them.

Can you point me to the Yellow Brick Road? I need to see the Wizard about some conviction.

This is how we did it back in Chicago, kid. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

psst, hey kid, want some candy?

Show me again how you go down stairs without shaking your hands in front of you like an idiot.

Just hand over your piggy bank now

I will show you mine if you will show me yours

How long has you daddy been in the MARINE "CORPSE"?

Hey, little man, wanna' see what I've got in my pocket??

don't pee in the hallway, son, only i can do that here. i have a built in excuse. but you're a caucasian.

I know this guy in Hawaii who can make birth certificates for you, your folks, your 12 siblings and your 4 deceased grandparents in Mexico…as long as all 19 of you register and vote Democrat.

Who copied my suit?

Don't tell anyone you're the guy behind the teleprompter, OK? It could really make me look bad.

Tell your kids to take this enjoy the debt OK?

If you really love me, you won't tell anybody.

If you stay the night with me tonight then I will take you to the Disney World tomorrow.

Hey kid, ever had any pigger nussy?

Hey kid, ever handled a digger nick?

C'mon kid,If you would marry one of my girls, it would lessen the chance of our grandchildren looking like Michelle!

Tommy can you hear me?

You know, kid… soon I will own your future and your whole life, including that suit.

Pssst! Hey, Billy. Do you know any conservatives? Have you turned in anyone yet? Like maybe a neighbor?

Kid, just remember. If anyone asks who caused the Japanese earthquake, blame Bush.

I know a Congressman from Massachusetts who can cheer you up.

How would you like to make a "Barrack" kid?

Of course you can trust me Kid, I'm kinda like a Priest.

Remember Michael Jackson? That dude was NOTHIN' compared to ME!! Come on in & I'll prove it to you, kid.