I don't care how many stripes you have on that jacket, you'll still call me sir!

Hey, shorty. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a Klingon?

I'm smart enough to get Bin Laden so I don't think you can tell me anything that I don't already know.

You know, when I outlaw the Constitution and declare myself emperor, I will have a nice uniform like that too!

I gotta tell you guys that I think your uniforms look FABULOUS!!!

So I played on Law & Order for a few years, but then I figured if you could pretend to be President, I could pretend to be an admiral.

NOOO…. Michelle said "THE BIG SHIP" for all her friends.

(thought bubble coming from Gent in the middle) This wimp is my boss? He should be bowing to me!

Yeah, well I'm black which means I can do anything I damn well please !

I know you guys think I'm going to bow down to you because you know more about the military, well I will because you are the enemy too.

No one is leaving until I get a uniform with more bling than all of yours combined!

Okay, everyone who thinks I am an idiot, hold both hands down by their penis.

Okay if you think I am a genius, put your hands above your heads. If you think I am an idiot, put both hands down by your penis.

keep laughing, and I will write an executive order that closes the rest of the military bases

I don't care if someone said I do stink as president, you will call me sir, not B.O.

So, these are the new Community Organizer uniforms.

Thanks for coming over to make my bubble bath war games seem more realistic

You were in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory AND The Wizard of Oz, weren't you?

Not one of you have ever stood on a flag or cursed America from a pulpit so what makes you think you can be friends with me?

You guys wouldn't happen to have a budget plan, would you?

Do you guys want to play 'rock paper scissors' to see who shreds the Constitution?

You guys don't need to protect yourselves down there. Michelle is the only one who cuts them off and she's not here.

Very nice, but I'd like mine in blue with all gold trim.
Oh, and of course, I'll need a lot more doodads.