Seriously, that's the poll numbers ? Are you sure that isn't upside down ?

Hey! How come GBTV is playing on Michelle's computer?

We've got to start captioning some of these LMAO photos ourselves. They're making me look foolish!

This is what I need that faked birth certificate to say………….

Oh my gosh, It's from Congressman Weiner!

MR. President did you see how much money your campaign raised in Gaza?

Mine's bigger! My ego that is.

Now this is the camera thats located in the Congressional Bathroom? Please copy me on that link.

Don't forget to flatten the image before you release the birth certificate…

Just add another 14 zeros and we are in the black.

I'll take the #3, super sized, with extra bacon and sneak that in the back way while Michelle out front!

Jim! Are you watching po…… Wow! Michelle doesn't look like that!

Can you make it scroll like my teleprompter, so I can read it?

You ARE full of crap. Could you cover your mouth, when you speak?

I don't know,sir. I Googled "in deep shit" and it took me to your campaign website.

Damn! Dr. Kevorkian died! I guess we will have to get someone else to administer health care.

Don't tell anyone we ordered some of that tea Rush Limbaugh is selling. Now clear the cookies & have the staff remove the labels when it arrives.