Who knew 3 legged races could be so fun?

I'm committed to traveling the world and playing a lot more golf before the end of this term… how about you, Joe?

"…SCHLAMEEL…SCHLAMOZZLE…HASSENFEFFER INCORPORATED",
hee, hee…hee, hee, hee…

Sorry, Joe. I decided to have an illegal immigrant run as my V.P. next time. You understand.

Obama and his right-hand man.
Where IS his right hand?

No Joke Joe, if you were black we'd have nothing to worry about in the next election!

Uh, Joe, I have one question for you. Have you heard of Listerine?

Joe, I wondered why you called this morning and asked me what color pants I was going to wear.

Joe, your hand is on my ass…smile for the cam & walk sideways

I guess we really ARE joined at the hip, Joe!

You know Barry..you are a fine, intelligent, light-skinned black man.

Joe, equatorial pygmies heard that last gaffe you made. Watch the mics, huh?

After tasting that stuff, now I know how the American public feels…I think there was something in that kool-aid we've been pushing!

Me and Larry Sinclair used to walk like this all the time.

How does that go Joe? You put your left foot in, and shake it all ab….. no wait. You put your left foot…. uh….

Well, we screwed a bunch of people today. What do you want to do next?
Think about changing the name of the country Obamaland!!!

Joe, you would have a better chance of me getting on Beck's show nude than to admit that I am wrong.