My daddy says you're all about change, but my pockets are empty…see?

We lived in a big white house until some people made us leave, and my mommy says you're next.

Sorry, Mr. president. You will have to ask someone else to go with you. I don't know how to golf.

Mr. president, do yourself a favor and don't go on the show "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?". I would beat your ass.

Mr.President, can you show me how to make a fake ID ? I'd like to get into college bars earlier.

Why did you fire my daddy ? Daddy lost his job & he said it was all your fault !

It's true, Linda! Don't laugh. I really AM the greatest person who ever lived!

Hey Mister! I'll show you my Birth Certificate if you show me yours!

What is that smell in here?

Daddy was right. He said you would bow to me!

CANDY, little girl???

You're not a TSA agent are you sir?

Uhh…no, honey. I'm not gonna stain your dress.
That was the other guy.

Is your first name really Marxist like Daddy always says?

Now, I know you have an allowance. I just want you to pay your fair share so some lazy democrat voter can have some money too. It isn't fair that some people would be forced to work against their will to earn a living, is it?

So you are the moron pimping the White house chef!

Mr. President, do you really have a hole in your back? My daddy says you are a puppet for George Soros.

Daddy says you made me and my brother slaves until we are old and dead. So, is that the debt ceiling?