I loved you in that "Naked Gun" movie.

I wouldn't kick your bust out of the White House.

Which of my speeches on the iPod is your favorite?

Once again, I'm not that guy from the Jefferson's , I'm the President of the United States.

Wait till I start socializing Britain.

If you're interested I can get you a great seat for my next beer summit.

In addition to mastering your country's language,
I also understand Australian and some Canadian.

*exhales* "is my breath bad?"

hmmm..for a mature woman, she has an awesome cleavage

Your Majesty, I swear, I'm only looking for my teleprompter

Your Majesty…have you ever been with a black man?

Let's just say I was born in Kenya – you're quennie there, too, right? – uh, uh… don't cha think I'd make a handsome ka-night of the round table?

I'm considering signing an Executive Order requiring my people to bow to me also.

You know, I'm thinking about gettin' one of dem crowns.

I farted.

Don't worry, I will see that you get your share of gas.