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Barack Obama captioned by gfcollins or anything else you want to talk about.
Don't worry, I will see that you get your share of gas.
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I loved you in that "Naked Gun" movie.
I wouldn't kick your bust out of the White House.
Which of my speeches on the iPod is your favorite?
Once again, I'm not that guy from the Jefferson's , I'm the President of the United States.
Wait till I start socializing Britain.
If you're interested I can get you a great seat for my next beer summit.
In addition to mastering your country's language,
I also understand Australian and some Canadian.
*exhales* "is my breath bad?"
hmmm..for a mature woman, she has an awesome cleavage
Your Majesty, I swear, I'm only looking for my teleprompter
Your Majesty…have you ever been with a black man?
Let's just say I was born in Kenya – you're quennie there, too, right? – uh, uh… don't cha think I'd make a handsome ka-night of the round table?
I'm considering signing an Executive Order requiring my people to bow to me also.
You know, I'm thinking about gettin' one of dem crowns.