I loved you in that "Naked Gun" movie.
I wouldn't kick your bust out of the White House.
Which of my speeches on the iPod is your favorite?
Once again, I'm not that guy from the Jefferson's , I'm the President of the United States.
Wait till I start socializing Britain.
If you're interested I can get you a great seat for my next beer summit.
In addition to mastering your country's language,
I also understand Australian and some Canadian.
*exhales* "is my breath bad?"
hmmm..for a mature woman, she has an awesome cleavage
Your Majesty, I swear, I'm only looking for my teleprompter
Your Majesty…have you ever been with a black man?
Let's just say I was born in Kenya – you're quennie there, too, right? – uh, uh… don't cha think I'd make a handsome ka-night of the round table?
I'm considering signing an Executive Order requiring my people to bow to me also.
You know, I'm thinking about gettin' one of dem crowns.
Don't worry, I will see that you get your share of gas.
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