(kid in the middle): Hey Mikey,come here and look. It's Jimmy Carter!

Do you kids have any idea how much money you already owe the government?

I was hoping you could give me some investment advice.

Asian. White. Black.
Yeah, that's just a coincidence.

Awwww look, 4 people I haven't put out of a job yet

I'd like a Big Mac.

Hey you, yeah, you on the right. I'd like to apologize on behalf of the other kids parents for probably owning your ancestors…

So… Who's YOUR daddys?

Even toddlers look down on Obama.

and under my health care plan, only Super Models will change your diapers!

"Hey Frankie, come check out the pan handler at the window, hehehehe"

MAA, there's a Negro trying to break in, MAAAAA

"Who's your daddy?"

Look! It's that guy from TV who always makes excuses!

I'd like to speak to the E*Trade baby…

Well aren't you just the cutest little overpopulaters.

Psst, you kids wanna see my huge teleprompter ?