It looks just like the rest of the economy now.

Me and those tornadoes have a lot in common,don't we?

Cheer up,my brother's hut in Kenya looks even worse than this.

Let me be clear,I'm only here on a photo op for my re-election campaign. Don't whine to me about your problems. I'm too important for that.

Let me be clear, lots of people have more than you…..I'm going to fix that.

Consider yourself a step ahead of the rest of the country.

Were you able to salvage your guns and Bibles?

Why should I help you ? I know you didn't vote for me since I can see your white…

I'll send Joe the Plumber over to help. I know he's been looking for work… LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

If I wasn't President, it would have been worse.

I'm from the Federal Government and I'm here to help…. BWAHAHAHAHA