I want you to explain how you implement this King and Queen position again…

Pleasure to meet you Barack, are you the new servant ?

So,you're the Chap who's trying to force everyone in the Colonies to live like your brother in Kenya?

I can get you a crown, but it's only a loaner until yours is delivered.

I'm getting tired of my wife, too…are you interested in a swap?

Did I see the pictures before they went public? Who do you think hired the photographer?

…and the best part of it is, I have no responsibilities except to attend ceremonies!

..also, when you go to the UK, NEVER speak or toast the Queen during the playing of our National Anthem..you'll do fine Barry, just relax. After all it's not 2008."

My Mum thinks you're a stupid bastard, but I'm confident you'll change her mind when you come abroad.

Barry, your Dumbo ears make mine look miniscule by comparison. Other than that, I see no value you serve the World by being POTUS.

The rumors must be true, you do sit like a woman.

Hey ole chap, I can't decide who's wife is uglier – yours or mine!