"Alrighty kids…line up & drop your lunch money into the piggie bank at the exit..that is NOT your money".

How many of you plan to vote for me in 2016, 2020, and 2024, after I get rid of term limits?

This year instead of a Easter egg hunt we're going to play "find my birth certificate"

"…And not a single black kid"

You kids won't be smiling if you ever get a job and see your tax bill..hehehe!

Why are you all laughing? What? My fly is open? Whoops!

What do you mean, you don't want Michelle to babysit anymore? How am I going to get her out of the house now? Send her on another vacation?

I'm serious! We can tax and spend and spend and spend our way to prosperity! This is not a joke, I truly believe it!

If I was in charge 10 or 15 years ago your parents could have aborted you courtesy of the tax payers, so..you can thank me for that one.

Well, I can see one of you is set to win the future.

Look at all you white kids, I bet all of your parents voted for Bush, didn't they ?

Now look kids, just because you don't have any experience doesn't mean you can't convince people you know what your doing….even if you don't.

You'll all be able to vote in a few years so I wanted to tell you I'm pushing to lift the restrictions on term limits. Oh yeah, and I'm half white..

Okay everyone….Does everyone remember the words to the "Obama Hymn" ? Didn't you guys all see the videos of the other kids singing praises to me during the campaign in 2008?

Everyone line up…Michelle will be out in a minute to give you a physical endurance test and ask you what you ate for lunch……

WHO WHAT'S TO DRINK SOME KOOL AID!

who wants to see the presidents pee pee