" I wish Michele was as quiet as this one".

Look, I have a teleprompter wife, too.

guess which one is the fake.

One cardboard Obama, One real yet the IQ's are the same.

She got pissed at the lady under my desk…So i brought this one instead!

First card board people, next we'll have to take out a loan just to piss

You never see me this happy when the REAL Michele is by my side, do you?

Instead of cutting out spending, Obama spends on cutouts.

even a carboard Michelle doesn't really want to be near this asshole.

Barry Soetoro and a prop from Planet of the Apes

THE PERFECT MUSLIN WIFE!