"Remember, social program expansion is bad."
The president realizes his poll numbers still look bad even if the line on the graph is tilted
Yes,sir. It's crayon. It looks like Biden's handwritting.
President Obama memorizes Bush speech in preparation for speech on Libya
"Screw this…I could be out shootin' 18 holes"
"where's Trumpka when I need him?"
A duck……it definitely looks like a duck.
Mr President… we found your REAL birth certificate…
I expected a completely forged birth certificate. I can see where you used white-out and I can still read "Kenya".
"It's only Tic-Tac-Toe numbnuts..make a move already"
"But if you turn it sideways, it looks like your poll numbers are improving!"
The bad news? You've lost America.
The good news? The Muslim Brotherhood loves you!
Here is another resignation for you to accept.
This is the excerpt from the Constitution that says Congress must declare warr, not the President…
This eye test will help us determine if your failing vision is the result of reading only from teleprompters.
"per your orders, the zeros represent GE's tax liability"
"I can't read this shit..please have that translated into Arabic"
I said bring me the NBA Draft picks, not the unemployment numbers.
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