" Heil, Obama !

Petraeus and Betray us.

"No,sir,I don't think even I can produce a battle plan to save YOUR presidency"

Libya will be no problem; I have the battle plans left over from Iraq. I even have some old George Bush speeches if you need them.

"Heil, Bama!" – (just a slight variation from the original…choose one admin, thanks)

"My hand is stuck in this position Mr. President. Michele accidentally sat on it"

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Stop apologizing to the world you Muslim Bastard"

Oooh, oooh! I want to be the next person to resign!!!

He sure has a lot of medals…why doesn't the presidesnt wear medals…I've got to find a way to get rid of him, so he stops making me look incompetent.

I told you to stay out of Libya! Now I have to karate chop you like I did to Rumsfeld! My hands are lethal weapons.

"Yes, Barry..FIVE! Your approval ratings are dropping by 5 % points a day! With all due respect, you suck!"

"WAIT just a minute you commie, pinko fag"

Don't think I don't know what you're playing with this low couch and broken springs.