Guess which hand I'm holding my spending cuts in…

Michelle's going on vacation again ?…………YES !

Someone get that damned teleprompter moving again!!! My arms are tired!!

…and then we pulled the wool over your head just enough to cover your eyes and ears, and had congress deem that our special interest-written bill had passed. Any other questions?

Go 'bama. Go 'bama. It's your birthday. You're a Marxist.

Of course I can't dance, I'm half white

The double-fisting of Amerika.

My left hand said "go on vacation". My right hand said "don't do it". And since I always do what the left wants…

I have to give Sarah Palin something to say WTF for …..

This is my Sarah Palin Tea Party speech impression.