try CPUSA.org….more hits on their site = more cash for my 2012 campaign.

Since when is it "Bring a Kenyan to school" day ?

Don't worry…those sites will soon be obsolete when the FCC implements "Net New-trality" and the "Farceness Doctrine". All Spin, All The Time!

It's spelled T-I-D-E-S Foundation. Tell everyone you know to donate.

Where's the RESET button?

I wish he'd get his hand off my ass…

Great! Now that you've signed me up as a student, can you enroll me in the remedial economics class?

Wait! Go to theonion.com! I want to find out what's going on in the middle east!

You love LMAObama.com,huh? Show me what they do….

Give it up kids…Net Nanny already has blocked all searches with "Sarah Palin, patriotic, America, Constitution, and Fox News in them". "BTW, did her staff bring you cookies AGAIN? Michelle is gonna be SO pissed !"

You did a better job photoshopping that birth certificate than I did ! How old are you again? I need you in my administration !

Good job kids! Are you ready for another potential Obama voter email list ?

We REALLY tried to get on the MoveOn.org site Mr. Obama but it took us to Sarah Palin's Facebook page instead !

If you delete cookies and refresh the screen …You can vote for me over and over again in that poll !