I'm getting these ears pinned back on your dime as soon as Obamacare kicks in

Pointing out the Federal deficit.

Let me be clear, I don't dye my hair, I don't smoke, I'm not really black & there actually is a brain between these ears.

I hope they don't notice me cleaning the wax out of my ears

One time a Fly flew in this ear

…and in addition to your feet, Doctors will unnecessarily amputate your ears in the absence of my health care plan.

If I only had a brain… we wouldn't be in this mess.

Not a lick of common sense in here…….not one.

I heard the Egyptian people with this ear and it went right out the other ear.

Ayers? NO NO..my friend is Bill EARS..wrong guy, next?

Point to something as empty as the Social Security Trust Fund

"Mr. president,if the Messiah truly exists,what do you think he looks like?"

There isn't one single honkie, Mexican, Jew, Jap, Puerto Rican,
African American, Vietnamese, Chinese or anybody else that's as smart & as cute as I am.